COMPLETE WITH COMPLAINERS
"Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit fails drug test" twitter.com/i/events/13913…
"Jeff Bezos Is Building A $500 Million Yacht" dailycaller.com/2021/05/10/rep…
"Detroit Police Chief James Craig to hold Monday afternoon press conference, expected to retire" (possibly plans to run for office against Gov. Whitmer) fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-p…
"Several people critically injured in mass stabbing incident in Dunedin, New Zealand" twitter.com/i/events/13916…
"Documentation: Fire on the Temple Mount"
"Reports: Video shows Arab rioters have set a fire on the Temple Mount." -- via twitter.com/michaeldickson/
this won't end good
> "SPORTS"
Well.
"WHY SHOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT THE TEMPLE MOUNT BEING ON FIRE"

this is why
"Largest U.S. refinery shuts crude units due to Colonial outage -sources" financialpost.com/pmn/business-p…
"Israel Knesset plenum evicted as siren sound all over Jerusalem" -- via twitter.com/talschneider/
kek
"NBC said Monday it won't air the Golden Globes next year following the fallout around the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which puts on the show each year and is battling criticism that it's not committed enough to diversity." axios.com/nbc-wont-air-g…
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDeN 🙄
"Man spotted with tiger in Houston is out on bond for murder, cops say" nypost.com/2021/05/10/man…
Translation: DISNEY GOT NOTHING and they've been properly called out by @realchrisrufo
"The Iron Dome is truly a life saver! This is the Iron Dome in action tonight, as rockets are fired at southern Israel from Gaza!" -- video via twitter.com/Ostrov_A/
"Disney fails to debunk expose that revealed critical race theory is company policy" thepostmillennial.com/disney-fails-t…
Israel, 2021
"A Paris teenager is the next would-be queen of Italy. A nation shrugs." twitter.com/i/events/13917…
"200-foot long bridge floated through Dutch city" nbcnews.com/video/200-foot…
"This is crazy. I stopped for gas just now having no idea what was happening. It’s out. People here told me they’d been to other stations and found the same." -- video via twitter.com/GSuskinWSOC9/
"Southeastern US runs into fuel shortages: Colonial Pipeline Company gives update on DarkSide ransomware hack" thepostmillennial.com/colonial-pipel…
Democrats are destroying America
gas outage in Atlanta
Yeah we're all on the last loop-de-loop of societal decline, fam
You people gonna take the US government's incompetence sitting down?

i assume yes, as always
"Gas lines in N Myrtle Beach, most stations are out of gas. Is this our new America?" -- via twitter.com/KSS141/
"Gas stations are running out, Plymouth NC lines are around the building. 4 stations are out." -- via twitter.com/Huge2na/
yeah time to panic
ALSO

Also labor shortage
"North Carolina declares state of emergency over Colonial Pipeline outage" foxbusiness.com/politics/north…

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