Thread by @therealarod1984

Ugh Me Neanderthal. Today is 2 Full Moons since end of Paper-On-Face Rules. Sleepy Chief Biden say Land of Lone Star make "big mistake" & we use "Neanderthal Thinking."

Look Covid number @POTUS! Only mistake is you no call Lid early enough, GOL!

1/n

usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

Here more Covid Cave Drawings for Sick Caves. Very Sick Caves. Where mistake, @POTUS? Was it you trip, fall down that day? Maybe no read prompter?

ROTDL, Sleepy Chief STILL say no see other Neanderthals until rockets go off, eat hot dogs. GOL me see them all year!!!

2/n

Ugh. Me also remember that day when Witch Doctor Fauci say "risky. "Dangerous."

Witch Doctor Fauci prolly think risky because he might see less money on check from Pfizer.

Here is cave drawing, showing him like usual, point in wrong direction!

3/n

mcclatchydc.com/news/coronavir…

Witch Doctor Fauci always confused. Wrong. Here 1 Full Moon ago, he no understand why Land of Lone Star no see Covid Neanderthals go up? Say "maybe outside." Say maybe still have "delay" and "lag."

How confused he is now @_NIADA? 2 Full Moons?

4/n

nypost.com/2021/04/10/fau…

Ugh, me think about that day, me must think about Chief of Land of French Laundry @GavinNewsom. He most scared Chief in all lands, and he call Neanderthals "Reckless!!!" on Little Blue Bird!

Maybe he mean to say "Recall!!!"

5/n

deadline.com/2021/03/ca-new…

Ugh, no forget Little scared Beto, of Land of Chico's Tacos. He say Tribe chief sign "Death Warrant" for Neanderthals.

@BetoORourke is an empty leopard skin. All hat, no bison. And me no hear from him in 2 full moon, he hit and run like always!

6/n

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1366886987484061697?s=20

Me on roll. So many scared caveman to ratio. Here @judgeclayj, Judge from Land of 30K millionaires, say Tribe Chief wrong, no listen to Tribe Chief! Even put moving picture of scared caveman put paper on face! ROTDL say bye to Judge Clay 15 seconds!

7/n

https://twitter.com/JudgeClayJ/status/1366843685896396806?s=20

But good thing. Neanderthals, other caveman, no listen to these wrong Seers, scared leaders.

Instead they get in metal teradactyls, go to lands far away in record number. See Beach caveman, Mom Cavewoman. Make all the money. Give middle neanderthal finger to the man.

8/n

Make Story end, you say "Why @therealarod1984 think so easy to predict even a Caveman can do it?"

ROTDLMAO because me predict MORE than 2 full moon ago. "Bye Covid, Herd protected!"

Me more Frontal Lobe than all Chiefs! Bye! Have good day!

9/end

https://twitter.com/therealarod1984/status/1367830732589121536?s=20

10/ps

Me more than just hit people over head with club. Spear Wooly Mammoth. Me have big frontal lobe, me know Covid things.

To see all Neaderthal update on Little Blue Bird, do search "@therealarod1984 neanderthal" in search bar. Hit Latest. Then GOL!

https://twitter.com/therealarod1984/status/1390466964632571910?s=20