PROSPERNG BY BEING POOR
The poverty on twitter doesn't make people steal rice and goat. It makes them kidnap for millions of naira ransome, dupe individuals and steal money from govt coffers to pay for luxury and buy treasury bills. Anything below this is spreading poverty.
This narrative swells anytime there's a move to curb the consumptive luxury of a naruon that produces nothing, by people who wants to enjoy what they cant produce, cant afford, with the money they didnt work for. Even poor people dont use poverty as excuse d way we do on twitter.
While we circumnavigate immorality and crime with "poverty" as an excuse for abhorrent behaviours online, this argument holds true, until you're robbed, kidnapped or duped.
The good thing is, the real poor people still flog their children who steal meat from the pot, like rogues.
We now have a huge human resources of thieves and their sympathizers. A reason why Naira Marley declared with boldness, we are all thieves or dishonest in a way. We are not all thieves; social media made it so as soon as songs about cashing-out became an acceptable entertainment.
Sympathy for criminals is growing because those who dont have courage to kidnap, do online fraud, embezzle public funds, do ritual or harvest organs are hoping those who have courage to do it will cut soap for them. We want thieves who are our friends and relatives to succeed.
Legitimacy to flaunt money we didnt work for, gave birth to debates about what you have become at 23. While there are admissible exception, surveys showed people barely have the picture of their lives properly formed at below 30. Yahoo-boys and their babes are a different sample.
You need to know the number of people in Nigeria begging relatives and friends abroad to help them pay with their cards, for online transactions. A lady at 23 got a loan to start importing interior decor items from Turkey. Jaja's friends who don't like poverty swindled her.
Her lenders siezed her car and everything she has, she went into hiding when SFIU went after her; her parents were arrested to bait her out. Her life is at ground zero. But twitter wants you to believe this happened to her because govt didn't provide electricity. Eti ya werey! 😃
PayPal scrutinize us. Debit Cards are rejected for online shopping. Airlines wont allow us pay for tickets through Internet. We all want to leave for other countries after collectively burying probity.
When spiritual leaders too failed in their ministry, they joined "we muvee!"
Its a separate level of fraud that religious bodies failed woefully at reforming individuals, spiritually & physically, at family levels, then blame govt for insecurity. They failed at doing deliverance for thieves in their churches, then started going about with police escorts.
Pastor Paul's Option B has context and is a valid advise, assuming his audience is limited to the congregation he has responsibility for. The message couldn't have being for people who have travelled abroad and are still committing fraud. Everyday, FBI keeps publishing our names.
Geographical location dont change thieves and it has no influence on lack of character. Nigeria as a nationality has a competitive number of people in prisons, in China, South Africa, US, France, Italy, Qatar, Dubai and Saudi Arabia. What happened to using their Option B rightly?
As it becomes rare everyday to find a honest Nigerian, kidnappers, armed robbers, Internet fraudsters, ritualist, rapists, exploitative banks, wicked employers are increasing. Bad governance is a contributory factor; an exploding population of dishonest citizens is a root cause!
*nation
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GRID COLLAPSE: THE TRUE PICTURE
As much as grid collapse is undesirable, its an event of safety instrumented systems doing what grid engineers want. Its indispensable for safety of lives & protection of equipment. It is our current best approach to Under-Frequency Load Shedding.
The most common cause of under frequency load shedding in Nigeria is unexpected trip or loss of supply from a single or multiple power stations due to equipment failure. This borders on reliability engineering and it will remain a problem until God delivers the world from China.
Big countries compensate for under frequency disturbance with huge generation & expensive smart grid. Until we have intelligent busbar in our Substations, we must choose between grid collapse, which takes shorter time to restore, or lose power generation, nationwide, completely!
BEFORE BREAKFAST REACH YOU
Its easy to politically exploit fault lines of a highly ethnically divided nation like ours to make a center govt look incompetent, irrespective of who occupies it. One thing is certain, if Nigeria will break, it wont be under the watch of a Northerner!
For whatever reason, the North is more committed to Nigeria's indivisibilty.
Like it or not, they will use every kobo we could have used to build schools to recruit more soldiers to make sure no part secedes. This will also consolidate fears of who to trust with power in d south.
Nigerians are bantering about who shit for gutter, when we've been coded red, internationally on security, as the new epicenter of intercalating global terrorism. Ironically, the South-side isn't socio-structurally set up to absorb the war trauma the North have been dissipating.
ALL TALK BUT NO WORK
If theory that 85% of statistics put on twitter are contrived, then it follows also that 85% of us always talk about the work 15% are doing and how it ought to have been done. We are all talking about politics. Only a few are doing what's growing the economy.
Manufacturing is shrinking in Nigeria with a population growing at 2.5%! Other data sources believe our population is actually growing at 3.7% yearly. Nigeria seems to be a place where people believe they can grow rich by fighting online, over politics and arguing about poverty.
Its oil money that's doing us this devastation. As we all eagerly blame the dying industries on dearth of electricity and other infrastructure, how come the "erection" industry is thriving? There's hardly anytime Four Points and Radisson Blu arent fully booked, at ~75k per night.
THINKING ABOUT THINKING
Nigerians, a thoughtful thinking should involve asking questions, defining a problem, examining evidence, analyzing assumptions & biases, avoiding emotional reasoning, avoiding oversimplification, consider other interpretations, and tolerating ambiguity.
We are a delicately crafty people, when it comes to causal reasoning or the way we arrive at a conclusion. No matter how smart a Nigerian is, subconsciously, we've been trained to deliberately shunt metacognitive processes that will lead to solutions/answers we wont like or want.
Every problem statement is formulated to arrive at a predetermined answer. Call it politically metacognitive, culturally psychological binary. Every person must say what the majority wants to hear. If it is populist, it is popular. As it stands, ashawo self deserves 'autotomy.'
Why is Nigeria fighting Boko'haram alone & all by itself? Going by UN's humanitarian gauge, this fight has lasted long enough, consumed sufficient lives of women & children and, war resources to an extent that should have attracted regional & international military contributions.
We bought weapons but Nigeria is still seriously pressed on all sides for Infantry soldiers to the point that an all-female regiment was drafted to fight marauders along Abuja-Kaduna highway and Zamfara axis. Why is it that ECOWAS and AU aren't contributing soldiers to Nigeria?
While Buhari's govt has no excuse, its unlikely any country with Nigeria's ratio of population & human devt problems to National Income will ever succeed, fighting B'haram/ISWAP; ND militants; Eastern ESN/IPOB, NorthWest banditry. Lets leave armed robbers & kidnappers out of it.
SISI, MO NI KO BLOCK E!
Yoruba babas know when to pick the gauntlet when the die is cast on matters pertaining to protecting their money. Baba proposed writing a cheque of N2Million because he claimed he doesnt trust electronic platforms. We told him nobody has time for clearing.
Baba rejected all propositions from his elderly son, which could have made the payment faster but baba refused. His son jokingly explained that baba doesn't like anything that can make money leave his account swiftly. We all ended up in the bank with the hope baba will draw cash.
In d bank, baba's lady account officer told him he could use d app on his phone. The old man doubted such an amount would leave his account through d app. At our collective insistence, baba gave his boy d phone to do it after login in, to prove us wrong. Fiam! The N2Million went!