I have no doubts that Yahweh aka Jehovah - the local Hebrew deity whom Christians adopted & regard as a loving and merciful God - is the most wicked of all fictional characters of all time. One of his first acts of insanity is the supposed Flood of Noah

In that story, Yahweh decides that humans are innately evil and deserve to be killed. He seems to forget that he’s supposedly OMNISCIENT. That means he knew beforehand that humans were destined to become evil.He also knew beforehand that he would destroy his precious creation

Let's assume that the adults somehow deserved to die. What in the world did little kids do to be included in this killing spree? Why didn't God just keep the innocent little children aside for a while so that they wouldn’t be murdered along with their 'evil' parents?

Well, God decides to kill everyone - including the children. His method?

"Drown the motherfuckers!".

He could have simply waved his Almighty hands or snap his Omnipotent fingers, and everyone would slump or simply disappear. But no,Yahweh loves drama and excitement!

So the rains begin to pour and people slowly started getting engulfed by the water - the children in particular. As they hopelessly tread and beat the water for hours, their muscles begin to weaken. Finally, they give up and go underwater.

But as they try to hold their breaths for hours, their lungs begin to cave in. The unbearable pain forces them to open their mouths and nostrils to inhale. Keep in mind, the water is already poisoned due to the rapid mixture of different water sources.

Heavily flowing, poisoned water gushes into their lungs and robs their bodies of Oxygen. They go numb. The currents dump their heavily breathing, slowly dying bodies at the bottom of the Ocean.

As blood supply dwindled, their hearts slowly ground to a halt. But their brains continued to process information for another couple of minutes: they were well aware that death was imminent, yet they could do nothing to prevent it or even speed it up.

There they laid - beaten by current upon current of ocean waves, tossed by torrential rain. Till they eventually died - Don't forget the little children. Yahweh watched the entire event, grinning with utter satisfaction.

Dear Christian, you have two options before you: You can see this story for what it is - a sick story penned by some very sick people. But if you see it as something that really did take place, then you can't deny that the "God" you worship and adore is a PSYCHOPATH.
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