An Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman's job in a big departmental store in Canada.
On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour.
At 6 pm:
Boss :- How much of sales did you do on the first day?
Indian : Sir, I attended to 1 Sale.
Boss : just Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the money value of your today's one sale?
Indian : $93300 dollars.
Boss : What! Unbelievable! But how did you do that?
Indian : Sir, 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.
Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area....
Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.
When he said the boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.
And then he took groceries worth $ 200 and 2 cases of beer.
Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked :- You sold all this to the man who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???
Indian : "NO, SIR..." He ONLY Came to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... I Explained to him that Fishing is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches.
Boss : Where did you work before ???
Indian : Yes, I was a PRO in a private hospital in India : On any Minor Complaint, We Get the Patients Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc.
GOOD MORNING
Hae a nice weekend. Laugh loud, enjoy with family and friends and increase your Anti Bodies bcoz if U reach hospital there is another PRO waiting for you
W/A forward
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An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an Indian sitting in the corner.
So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant,
except that Indian guy over there!"
So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the Indian.
However,insteadof becoming upset, the Indian simply looked up at the American and
shouted, "Thank you!"
That infuriated the man. So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that Indian sitting in the corner over there!"
Pick strong trending stock
in pullback - preferably near 61.8% or 50% retracement level look for bullish candle
enter
take sl low of candle and sleep.
this is one of catching good stock in uptrend.
tried and tested in over more than 1000+ trades(on own money in last 13years)
similarly u can do opposite
one example #Nifty
didnt closed even above 50% of retracement
failed to touch 61.8%
failed to close above black candle high
what u had to do?
nothing - buy some put to protect portfolio or sell longs if u r not comfortable in shorting and wait for
price to come at support.
price came at support Buy put sl and sleep tight.
but hey u know sl what will be target?
again retrace and see where is resistance.
exit at resistance.
repeat process.
there is no textbook method to mark swing highs and lows in my opinion but with observation I can tell few things
after certain price move price retrace almost 50 to 61.8% and there it form either a bullish candle or consolidate to form a base and then start journey.
sometimes consolidation starts happening early so conclusion is -
where price either consolidate and continuously tests a level and moving in side of primary trend becomes a swing low
I was waiting in line for a ride at the airport in India. When a cab pulled up, the first thing I noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine.
Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for me.
He handed me a laminated card and said: 'I'm Anirudh your driver.
While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.'
Taken aback, I read the card. It said: Anirudh’s Mission Statement:
To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.
A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband dressed in a home made suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office.
The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods individuals had no business at Harvard and probably did not even deserve to be in Harvard.
"We want to see the President" the man said softly.
"He will be busy all day" the lady secretary snapped. "We will wait" the lady replied.
For hours the secretary ignored them hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away.