Thread by @ZoeJardiniere

OK. Not the slightest bit sorry, my account will now be a #Eurovision account for the next many hours.
My top five going in are probably...
- Finland
- Sweden
- Ukraine
- Italy
- Norway

Now. I've picked out a pair of sequinned fishnets, but I cannot work out what else... 😱

Help me out, guys, have a gone too serious for #Eurovision ??

Damnit I swear I tried to rotate it!! 🤦‍♀️

Omg here we gooòoo so good to hear @grahnort!!!

Wary to start livetweeting it as I usually get too smashed to carry on but... OK, for now, Cyprus was sexy and fun. Put that on in a club and I'll dance. Not bad. #Eurovision

Dramatic smokey staging doing lots to elevate Albania's entry... although I always appreciate a native language entry and she has a heck of a voice #Eurovision

I enjoy Blegium tbh, but it's not the vibe for this show imho, too moody #Eurovision

Ooh Russia's up with a woman from a refugee background, victim of a lot of racism and bigotry from some Russians. Gotta stan #Eurovision

COSTUME CHANGE - EVERYBODY DRINK #Eurovision

Huge extra points for bringing in videos of diverse Russian women on the screen - "Are you ready for change?" Aahhhh omg here love her!! 💘 Russia just got bumped waayy up my list!! #Eurovision

Malta is fun - catnip to the crowd here with me, they love it. Meh. Middling. #Eurovision

Portugal, just lovely #Eurovision

I mean Serbia is meh as a song, but the performance has the energy we are living for! Those extensions are wi-i-ild #Eurovision

Fab to have an openly trans woman presenting this year. Looking incredible Nicky 🤩🤩

I mean anyone who doesn't enjoy this cutie is just hating on UK for the sake of it ... which I understand of course. But come on,its joyous 😊 #Eurovision

FIRE ON STAGE - EVERYBPDY DRINK #Eurovision

Greece! Points already for the catsuit already. Όμορφη!!
OMG INVISIBLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!
10 points for the invisible man!!! #Eurovision

Switzerland and I'm sorry but I don't see the appeal. Très meh. #Eurovision

Look we know Iceland is awesome... but I'm sorry I don't APPROVE of coming back with the same act again... even though ok it was great #Eurovision

Spain is a pretty boy with great hair, a nice voice and a pretty song. No complaints. #Eurovision

I think T this point I have to stop tweeting or I'll break my rule on drunk tweeting. Enjoy the show,folks. Still Finland to come. Think of me I will be jamming 😉😊🥰😘 #Eurovision

With my extremely taking this very seriously indeed face on,

The gap between popular vote & so-called experts should get #EUROVISION to reassess itself.

The people want fun. The people want rock. The people must be heard.

At least I think that was my main rant last night...?

Also idc about all the hot takes on the UK.

I just continue to be amazed that there are people, lots of them, out there who just don't watch this show. Out of choice????

It's SO GOOD THOUGH like why? Whyy?? Do not try to tell me I DO NOT CARE WHY. Massive loss for those ppl😁🤷‍♀️

(I think I started on that rant around the Lithuania point. The why would you not watch this rant. Its just golden.)

Final final thought I promise I'll be back regular programming of migration rants soon but here's my revised post-final top 5:

1. Finland (robbed)
2. Sweden
3. Netherlands
4. Italy
5. .... I think Russia squeezes in

Gimme yours!!