I guess Erskine is dead too that’s kind of a major plot point whoops
In a franchise whose greatest strength is probably consistently amazing casting I’m still reeling over John Slattery as Howard Stark that idea was brought down from Olympus by Prometheus and he was like shhh don’t tell anybody but we told EVERYBODY
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The more time I spend on Twitter the more I realize the only surprising thing about Ellen hanging out with George W. Bush is that people got mad at Ellen at all.
The children are inconsolable after the rock, due to his massive size, barely appears slimed at all
The Rock futilely tries to smear slime onto his face from his massive shoulders but their cries do not cease. Somewhere in a control room, a blonde woman with a severe haircut screams WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE OUT OF SLIME into a black headset
The program hard cuts to a still graphic of spongebob shrugging