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Things, DADS Ought to pass on to SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Spend 30 min a day reading up on current events.
3. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
4. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
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5. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
6. Play with passion or don’t play at all…
7. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
8. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
9. Stand up when she enters the room.

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10. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
11. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
12. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
13. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

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14. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
15. Open her door and walk on the outside of the street.
16. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
17. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
18. Manners make the man.

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19. Give credit. Take the blame.
20. Stand up to bullies and racists. Defend their victims.
21. Write down your dreams.
22. Add value everywhere you go.
23. Be confident and humble at the same time.

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24. If ever in doubt, REMEMBER WHOSE SON YOU ARE and REFUSE to just be ordinary!

25. Change the world, don't let it change you.

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