I am on assignment and somehow I only brought one sneaker.
My wife claims there is no single sneaker at our house, so the mystery deepens…
Sad!
This just in: the other sneaker has been found. It was squished under my suitcase, which I searched this morning four times. And the orthotics are fine, thank you for your concern. Sorry for the fire drill.
I texted my wife to call off the search, and to apologize for asking her to look. She had definitely stopped searching already.

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NEW: @DHSOIG says Trump administration "removed at least 348 parents separated from their children without documenting that those parents wanted to leave" kids behind in U.S. and some records didn't say if ICE first "gave the parent the option to reunify." oig.dhs.gov/sites/default/…
H/T to @Haleaziz who is going through the report here:
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In March I asked @SecMayorkas about @Haleaziz’s reporting DHS was deporting Haitians despite the fact Biden admin knew they’d be sending them to danger.
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Last year @maddow ran this whistleblower Dawn Wooten interview, after @jbwashing/@jlosc9 exclusive, about women detained by ICE in GA having procedures without consent. @TheTinaVasquez, @itscaitlinhd broke new details. Now DHS says GA facility will close. msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/nu…
Reaction here from one of nurse Wooten’s lawyers.
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Today DHS also announced it will discontinue the use of another ICE dentition center in MA.
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I first asked @SecMayorkas about TPS for Haiti when we spoke in March.
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