uh oh
my moms family is from a place where there were lots of snake handlers

cannot explain the intuitive call i feel towards this, it simply must be genetic memories
tfw no gf so maddeningly desperate to be close to the holy spirit that she is literally covering herself in venomous snakes

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this isnt just like a metaphor or arbitrary designation br0
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(i have more typically seen this written as shin, this is where “mushin / mu-shin” comes from for anyone who has operated on the eastern front)
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