Trump NC Thread 1/
Let's do a recap of #PantsGate the #DiaperDon and #TrumpPants. Not the jokes about his pants, I mean his first campaign of the 2024 Nomination battle in GOP
It was pathetic, yet he is winning this race inside his party. What does this mean? A thread
Let's do a recap of #PantsGate the #DiaperDon and #TrumpPants. Not the jokes about his pants, I mean his first campaign of the 2024 Nomination battle in GOP
It was pathetic, yet he is winning this race inside his party. What does this mean? A thread
Trump NC Thread 2/
That was the opening rally for 2024 for Trump to get GOP nomination. Anyone who bothers to write that Trump is demented or won't run, gets blocked
Since when has GOP been sane? They LOVE this idiot, and they will vote for him. And he NEEDS ... the rallies !!
That was the opening rally for 2024 for Trump to get GOP nomination. Anyone who bothers to write that Trump is demented or won't run, gets blocked
Since when has GOP been sane? They LOVE this idiot, and they will vote for him. And he NEEDS ... the rallies !!
Trump NC Thread 3/
Trump isn't running because that is in any way the sane thing to do. Nobody starts campaigning THIS EARLY. This is TWO YEARS too early for nomination battle that starts 2023, where Trump is the FRONRUNNER
Frontrunners ALWAYS join LATE, to SAVE MONEY
Trump isn't running because that is in any way the sane thing to do. Nobody starts campaigning THIS EARLY. This is TWO YEARS too early for nomination battle that starts 2023, where Trump is the FRONRUNNER
Frontrunners ALWAYS join LATE, to SAVE MONEY
Trump NC Thread 4/
But Trump LOST massively (White House, Senate & House in 2 years). Losers like that VANISH from political scene (like Mondale, Bob Dole, Daddy Bush and Jimmy Carter). It is utterly STUPID to parade a loser like Trump around, he is an ANCHOR on the necks of GOP
But Trump LOST massively (White House, Senate & House in 2 years). Losers like that VANISH from political scene (like Mondale, Bob Dole, Daddy Bush and Jimmy Carter). It is utterly STUPID to parade a loser like Trump around, he is an ANCHOR on the necks of GOP
Trump NC Thread 5/
Why is Trump campaigning? Because he is a demented narcissist, who is ADDICTED to the crowds. That is why he was LITERALLY KILLING his own supporters with superspreader events last year (like his friend Herman Cain). He CRAVES the crowds
Why is Trump campaigning? Because he is a demented narcissist, who is ADDICTED to the crowds. That is why he was LITERALLY KILLING his own supporters with superspreader events last year (like his friend Herman Cain). He CRAVES the crowds
Trump NC Thread 6/
Instead of doing SANE things to get ELECTED - like doing series of TV interviews with ALL networks (like any winning politician in history), Trump REFUSES interviews on most networks, and only does Fox and right wing media. It is his narcissism
Instead of doing SANE things to get ELECTED - like doing series of TV interviews with ALL networks (like any winning politician in history), Trump REFUSES interviews on most networks, and only does Fox and right wing media. It is his narcissism
Trump NC Thread 7/
Remember how idiotic it is/was. Last year to many of Trump's campaigns, the campaign BOUGHT audience members and paid to bus them in. What a horrid waste of campaign funding, serving ONLY to boost Trump's fragile ego, just so he can see a larger crowd.
Remember how idiotic it is/was. Last year to many of Trump's campaigns, the campaign BOUGHT audience members and paid to bus them in. What a horrid waste of campaign funding, serving ONLY to boost Trump's fragile ego, just so he can see a larger crowd.
Trump NC Thread 8/
Trump held campaign rallies of full audiences during the pandemic (without masks) because he craves the audience - even as that KILLED a small percent of his supporters in attendance. Think about how NUTS that is. Killing your OWN side
He is a narcissist
Trump held campaign rallies of full audiences during the pandemic (without masks) because he craves the audience - even as that KILLED a small percent of his supporters in attendance. Think about how NUTS that is. Killing your OWN side
He is a narcissist
Trump NC Thread 9/
Trump held CAMPAIGN RALLIES after his loss !!! In November, December and January
Think about that. There is nothing sane about it. But Trump is addicted, and craves those crowds. He has dreamed about returning to rallies, which now started. TWO YEARS too soon
Trump held CAMPAIGN RALLIES after his loss !!! In November, December and January
Think about that. There is nothing sane about it. But Trump is addicted, and craves those crowds. He has dreamed about returning to rallies, which now started. TWO YEARS too soon
Trump NC Thread 10/
The OTHER (secondary) element to his rallies is that his campaign PAYS for his LIFESTYLE. Trump is broke
He never was a Billionaire, as Trump is about a billion dollars in DEBT. He is no Billionaire, no millionaire, not even a dollardaire. He is a Debtonaire
The OTHER (secondary) element to his rallies is that his campaign PAYS for his LIFESTYLE. Trump is broke
He never was a Billionaire, as Trump is about a billion dollars in DEBT. He is no Billionaire, no millionaire, not even a dollardaire. He is a Debtonaire
Trump NC Thread 11/
By returning to rallies, he gets to have his CAMPAIGN pay his living costs and travel costs, to stay at HIS hotels and golf resorts. And the campaign can pay the costs for his entourage (even as they can't afford to have someone press his trousers)
By returning to rallies, he gets to have his CAMPAIGN pay his living costs and travel costs, to stay at HIS hotels and golf resorts. And the campaign can pay the costs for his entourage (even as they can't afford to have someone press his trousers)
Trump NC Thread 12/
Remember Trump Campaign of 2015? He is a CHEAPSKATE. He didn't do events. He only did TV, to save money. It wasn't until Manafort brought in the money in early 2016, that Trump suddenly started to travel and do mass events. Now his #Cult45 pays for his travel
Remember Trump Campaign of 2015? He is a CHEAPSKATE. He didn't do events. He only did TV, to save money. It wasn't until Manafort brought in the money in early 2016, that Trump suddenly started to travel and do mass events. Now his #Cult45 pays for his travel
Trump NC Thread 13/
There is nothing RATIONAL about Trump campaigning NOW. Do not seek LOGIC in this insane campaign. But it is TRUE that Trump has STARTED the 2024 campaign season, with his first rally to become GOP Nominee of 2024
There is nothing RATIONAL about Trump campaigning NOW. Do not seek LOGIC in this insane campaign. But it is TRUE that Trump has STARTED the 2024 campaign season, with his first rally to become GOP Nominee of 2024
Trump NC Thread 14/
EVEN if Trump ends in PRISON by 2024 that doesn't PREVENT him from running for office - nor prevent Republican maganutters to vote for him.
If you respond 'Trump won't be on ticket' in 2024 for ANY reason, I will block you. Your call.
EVEN if Trump ends in PRISON by 2024 that doesn't PREVENT him from running for office - nor prevent Republican maganutters to vote for him.
If you respond 'Trump won't be on ticket' in 2024 for ANY reason, I will block you. Your call.
Trump NC Thread 15/
The GOP is not like Democrats in primary/nomination fight. Most of their states are Winner-Take-All states. All Trump needs is a PLURALITY, to take ALL delegates of that state. And in nearly every state, Trump is the CLEAR LEADER.
Trump is unstoppable
The GOP is not like Democrats in primary/nomination fight. Most of their states are Winner-Take-All states. All Trump needs is a PLURALITY, to take ALL delegates of that state. And in nearly every state, Trump is the CLEAR LEADER.
Trump is unstoppable
Trump NC Thread 16/
Trump cannot be stopped in the GOP nomination fight for 2024, not by this fractured party. This is GOOD FOR US, because Trump CANNOT WIN the GENERAL election against Biden in 2024. The nation knows Trump & hates him. The nation likes Biden.
Trump cannot be stopped in the GOP nomination fight for 2024, not by this fractured party. This is GOOD FOR US, because Trump CANNOT WIN the GENERAL election against Biden in 2024. The nation knows Trump & hates him. The nation likes Biden.
Trump NC Thread 17/
Any Presidential campaign STAYS ON SIDELINES for MIDTERMS prior to that campaign, incl Biden 2018, Hillary 2014, Jeb Bush 2014, Romney & Obama 2010 etc. EVERY sane campaign does that
Not Trump. He helped DESTROY GOP for 2018, and will do so for 2022
Any Presidential campaign STAYS ON SIDELINES for MIDTERMS prior to that campaign, incl Biden 2018, Hillary 2014, Jeb Bush 2014, Romney & Obama 2010 etc. EVERY sane campaign does that
Not Trump. He helped DESTROY GOP for 2018, and will do so for 2022
Trump NC Thread 18/
That Trump started his 2024 campaign NOW, in 2021, only HELPS us into 2022 Midterms !!! It is sheer lunacy by GOP, but they have no control over their Frankenstein's Monster. This is GOOD FOR US. Take this with joy. Trump is is wiping out our opposition
That Trump started his 2024 campaign NOW, in 2021, only HELPS us into 2022 Midterms !!! It is sheer lunacy by GOP, but they have no control over their Frankenstein's Monster. This is GOOD FOR US. Take this with joy. Trump is is wiping out our opposition
Trump NC Thread 19/
Trump was so toxic he lost popular vote by 2% in 2016 before voters knew who he was
Once voters found out, in 2020 Trump lost popular vote by 4%
This was BEFORE January 6 insurrection
Trump cannot win in 2024, it is good for us the GOP want to nominate him
Trump was so toxic he lost popular vote by 2% in 2016 before voters knew who he was
Once voters found out, in 2020 Trump lost popular vote by 4%
This was BEFORE January 6 insurrection
Trump cannot win in 2024, it is good for us the GOP want to nominate him
Trump NC Thread 20/
Trump PERSONALLY interjected himself into 2018 midterms elections. This helped the Blue Wave that gave us House & put Speaker Pelosi in charge
Trump PERSONALLY destroyed Georgia runoffs, giving us Senate
It is EXCELLENT for us if Trump ruins 2022 for GOP
Trump PERSONALLY interjected himself into 2018 midterms elections. This helped the Blue Wave that gave us House & put Speaker Pelosi in charge
Trump PERSONALLY destroyed Georgia runoffs, giving us Senate
It is EXCELLENT for us if Trump ruins 2022 for GOP
Trump NC Thread 21/
So what do we LEARN from North Carolina? Trump is STIFFLED and struggling with teleprompter. Why is he stiffled? His ATTORNEYS fear Trump will confess to more crimes on live TV. Same happened during Impeachments 1 & 2. Expect Trump to mostly be like this
So what do we LEARN from North Carolina? Trump is STIFFLED and struggling with teleprompter. Why is he stiffled? His ATTORNEYS fear Trump will confess to more crimes on live TV. Same happened during Impeachments 1 & 2. Expect Trump to mostly be like this
Trump NC Thread 22/
Trump was NOT covered live by the major networks, not even Fox. It will piss him off, and he is likely to harbor now a grudge against Fox, fueling his rage against the channel that is home to much of his base. Should grow nasty in coming months
Trump was NOT covered live by the major networks, not even Fox. It will piss him off, and he is likely to harbor now a grudge against Fox, fueling his rage against the channel that is home to much of his base. Should grow nasty in coming months
Trump NC Thread 23/
As to The Ramp. Trump is mentally like a child, becomes obsessed & can't let go. Trump CLEARLY think his MANHOOD was damaged with Rampgate. He probably believes the ramp cost him part of the election in 2020 HAHAHAHA. Expect Trump to skate onto that ice again
As to The Ramp. Trump is mentally like a child, becomes obsessed & can't let go. Trump CLEARLY think his MANHOOD was damaged with Rampgate. He probably believes the ramp cost him part of the election in 2020 HAHAHAHA. Expect Trump to skate onto that ice again
ADDING JOKES TO THE END OF THE THREAD
So in some low res vids & pics, it looks like Trump pants are backwards, but they are on correctly. It is just his diaper, and his pants were not pressed properly. And he whined about ramps, etc. Let's count down my top jokes as liked by you
So in some low res vids & pics, it looks like Trump pants are backwards, but they are on correctly. It is just his diaper, and his pants were not pressed properly. And he whined about ramps, etc. Let's count down my top jokes as liked by you
10th funniest
I can help! I'm Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ GMT Dept of Geography & Mappy Things. The modern boobytrap is an ice rink set on a steep incline, invented by Ted Cruz's dad in an attempt to kill JFK. Boobytraps come from Thigh Land, main ingredient is called Covfefe
I can help! I'm Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ GMT Dept of Geography & Mappy Things. The modern boobytrap is an ice rink set on a steep incline, invented by Ted Cruz's dad in an attempt to kill JFK. Boobytraps come from Thigh Land, main ingredient is called Covfefe
At number 9
TV Guide
4 PM
Star Trek
Episode "The Trouble With Tribbles." Kirk & Spock finally wrestle That Thing off Trump's head & take it to Dr McCoy for a medical inspection. He discovers it's an interstellar parasite called a 'Suspended Removable'
#TrumpSpeech #Trump2024
TV Guide
4 PM
Star Trek
Episode "The Trouble With Tribbles." Kirk & Spock finally wrestle That Thing off Trump's head & take it to Dr McCoy for a medical inspection. He discovers it's an interstellar parasite called a 'Suspended Removable'
#TrumpSpeech #Trump2024
At number 8
#DiaperDon looks like his pants are on backwards, because they are transpants, the ski jumping pants which he uses to prepare for the 2022 world cup. That is his ski jumping coach Janne Ahonen (no relation)
Note Trump wears XXL size so it fits his diapers
#TrumpPants
#DiaperDon looks like his pants are on backwards, because they are transpants, the ski jumping pants which he uses to prepare for the 2022 world cup. That is his ski jumping coach Janne Ahonen (no relation)
Note Trump wears XXL size so it fits his diapers
#TrumpPants
At number 7
A David Letterman Top 10 List
TOP 10 WORST TRUMPS:
10 Tiffany
9 Matt Gaetz (adopted son)
8 Melania (rental wife)
7 Don Jr
6 Hannity (bastard son)
5 Ivanka
4 Lindsey Graham (family pet)
3 Donald
2 That Thing residing on the top of his head
1 Eric
#TrumpSpeech
A David Letterman Top 10 List
TOP 10 WORST TRUMPS:
10 Tiffany
9 Matt Gaetz (adopted son)
8 Melania (rental wife)
7 Don Jr
6 Hannity (bastard son)
5 Ivanka
4 Lindsey Graham (family pet)
3 Donald
2 That Thing residing on the top of his head
1 Eric
#TrumpSpeech
In at 6th
[Roseannadanna voice]
"What happened there with Trump's pants? They're ass-backwards! And I know what I'm talkin' about. Because you know what? I, Roseanne Roseannadanna had the same thing happen to me! I pulled my pants on the wrong way, I couldn't even take a shit!"
[Roseannadanna voice]
"What happened there with Trump's pants? They're ass-backwards! And I know what I'm talkin' about. Because you know what? I, Roseanne Roseannadanna had the same thing happen to me! I pulled my pants on the wrong way, I couldn't even take a shit!"
5th funniest joke
Martin Brody:
"You're gonna need bigger pants."
#Trumppants #DiaperDon #TrumpSpeech #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump2024 #Pantsgate
Martin Brody:
"You're gonna need bigger pants."
#Trumppants #DiaperDon #TrumpSpeech #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump2024 #Pantsgate
at 4th funniest
What is the matter Mr President?
I am not feeling well.
That is ok, Mr President. We will just go inside, where we can suspend the removables
#Removables
#TrumpPants #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump2024 #TrumpSpeech #Pantsgate #MAGA2024 #GOP2022 #GOP2024 #DiaperDon
What is the matter Mr President?
I am not feeling well.
That is ok, Mr President. We will just go inside, where we can suspend the removables
#Removables
#TrumpPants #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump2024 #TrumpSpeech #Pantsgate #MAGA2024 #GOP2022 #GOP2024 #DiaperDon
At 3rd place:
Public Service Announcement
From the APA
The American Pants Association warns about low quality pants made by Ivanka Trump industries in China, smuggled into the USA through Mexico, inside My Pillows. They are permanently wrinkled
#Trumppants #DiaperDon #Trump2024
Public Service Announcement
From the APA
The American Pants Association warns about low quality pants made by Ivanka Trump industries in China, smuggled into the USA through Mexico, inside My Pillows. They are permanently wrinkled
#Trumppants #DiaperDon #Trump2024
At 2nd funniest joke as voted by you, my Tweeps:
A racist, a rapist, a drug addict, a debtor and a loser walk into a bar. Bartender asks: "What are you having, Mr Trump?"
#TrumpSpeech #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump2024
A racist, a rapist, a drug addict, a debtor and a loser walk into a bar. Bartender asks: "What are you having, Mr Trump?"
#TrumpSpeech #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump2024
Funniest:
Green Eggs & Pants
Dr Seuss
I do not like his silly rants
I do not like those unpressed pants
I do not like him on those ramps
Or whining about modern lamps
I do not like him he's a con
I do not like Trump #DiaperDon
#TrumpPants #TrumpSpeech #Trump2024 #Pantsgate
Green Eggs & Pants
Dr Seuss
I do not like his silly rants
I do not like those unpressed pants
I do not like him on those ramps
Or whining about modern lamps
I do not like him he's a con
I do not like Trump #DiaperDon
#TrumpPants #TrumpSpeech #Trump2024 #Pantsgate
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