6000 people on planet Earth would win the lottery if aliens abducted them.

That’s because they have been insured for it, and you can be too.(A thread...)
💸For just a one-time fee of $25, Saint Lawrence Agency in the US will give you $10M in coverage which covers outpatient psychiatric care & even “sarcasm coverage”, for any comments victims might face from family members after the traumatic experience of an alien abduction.
👉But here’s the catch - if you read the fine print of the policy, it says that in the event of an approved claim, the policy will be payable in installments of $1 per year over 10Mn years.
So, this lottery will take quite a few lifetimes to be realized, to say the least, assuming you are returned back to Earth after your abduction.
And it’s not just St. Lawrence, but many others like AIG HK or the famous Lloyd’s of London, an insurer known for offering out-of-ordinary coverages, that claim to have sold more than 40,000 of these policies. But reading this might make you think, who would buy this?
👉Really, there are two main reasons: for precautionary safety measures, or as a gag gift. And seeing the rise in popularity of these policies following the massively successful series the X-Files, we believe it’s more of the latter.
Maybe this is a marketing gimmick or catering to an extremely niche audience but these policies aren’t essential right now, at least not yet!

What are your thoughts on this?

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