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7 Jun, 4 tweets, 1 min read
apple...pls
did apple just announce a free apple VPN
"macOS bigger sur"
where is my 31" imac tim apple

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7 Jun
wat
remember when a swarm of ladybugs showed up on weather radar
i do not know what qualifies for 'too many bugs' but 'showing up on weather radar' is probably on the list
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ted cruz probably would have just eaten it manu
have to admit until this video i had no idea how ginormous those bugs are omfg
i once had a ginormous bug land on my head and i tried to swipe it off but it kind of clung there until i finally knocked it free and then for the next two hours i was convinced it was still there and kept swiping at my head nervously
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27 May
now i want ice cream tbh
and it is a small thing to be sure in the larger scheme of things
but ice cream is best in a cone
this is just my opinion
fine then lets do a poll
ice cream is best in:
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"NO BODY CARES THAT YOU SOLD ALL YOUR BIT COIN LAST WEEK DAVE NO BODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT"
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men u are not taking on a goose
get over yourself
that goose will kick your ass
untitled goose game was a documentary u fools
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14 May
omfg someone just tweeted a photo of trump looking straight at the fuckin eclipse and i thought i had dreamed that
like no way did that fuckin happen right
all the warnings for weeks beforehand every body including melania standing around wearing sunglasses and he just looks straight up at the fuckin eclipse
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