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19 May, 4 tweets, 2 min read
"NO BODY CARES THAT YOU SOLD ALL YOUR BIT COIN LAST WEEK DAVE NO BODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT"
"ANY BODY ELSE HAVE FASCINATING CRYPTO CURRENCY NEWS THEY WANT TO SHARE TODAY ANY BODY" shiba in meeting wearing cowboy hat
"WHEN I TOLD YOU TO BUY THE DIP DAVE I MEANT PICK UP SOME QUESO ON THE WAY TO WORK DAVE NOW WE HAVE CHIPS WITH NO QUESO" shiba wearing cowboy hat in meeting with a megaphone
"U THOUGHT THAT WAS THE DIP
DAVE
THAT WAS NOT THE DIP" shiba wearing cowboy hat in meeting looking at camera

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