1. Pretend that we're exactly what we are: folks who have a mostly-straightforward business, a semi-complex personal tax situation, and (and this is key!) not a lot of time to become accountants ourselves, or fill out forms.
There are pages and pages and pages of intake forms most firms send out. Don't do that! Ask to see my return from last year and autofill most of it.
Give me a (secure!) web form to fill out.
Don't give me a PDF.
For god's sake don't give me a PDF that isn't fillable via computer.
Schedule emails to go out at pre-ordained times.
"It's two weeks until your estimated quarterly taxes need to be filed. Remember, it's the following amounts to each tax authority..."
"Sign this paper so I can talk with your company's CFO and exchange information so we aren't both asking you the same things all the time."
"Install Dropbox if you haven't already, and then accept this shared folder. That's where we'll put anything we need you to sign, and a subfolder is where you should put things for us."
"We send a monthly email to you that's a combination of generic and just-for-you. That tax proposal being debated all over the news right now? It's too early to say for sure, but here's directionally what it'd mean for you."
"We have a fee-only financial advisor on staff if you'd like to consult with them. We don't trade assets or hold funds, so there's no conflict of interest here."
"We're going to automatically call you personally if you don't respond to an email that needs a response; we'll gradually continue hounding you with increasing frequency to make sure that you Do The Thing you legally must."
"All of this will cost you a fixed fee per time period, regardless of how much or how little you call us. Sure, that fee may be 5x what some crappy CPA charges, but you'll pay because you're buying expertise; that shouldn't require an investment decision every time you call us."
"We'll give you a plan pro-actively for how much you should set aside from each distribution you take as business owners for taxes."
"Mostly, you'll have peace of mind that We Are Thinking About This so you don't have to trouble yourself. After all, isn't that why you hire an accountant?"
Exactly! Don't make me guess at the magic words to make you more effective, tell me.
Ooh. "Yeah, that's more of a tax attorney thing than an accountant thing." Okay, so be proactive about that! Have one who works like I just described that you can refer me to, and tell me when I should engage them.
Now, how do you turn this thing into a money printing machine?
You hang out in tech spaces and chime in with a ton of helpful advice every time a question about anything accounting or tax related comes up. Y'know, like I did about AWS billing in 2016.
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As she later states, there's a lack of understanding around what "shitposting" means. It's not "calling out injustice" or "being shitty to individuals." Do the former, avoid the latter. If you disagree on this point we're done here.
To me, shitposting is about making fun of giant companies in a constructive manner. It's about engaging people with humor to make a broader point. If people feel crappy because of a shitpost, it's something else entirely.
However, I am a fan of Apple's "Find My" network. What's the difference? On a consumer level (ignore AWS), Apple has Earned Trust whereas Amazon has significantly eroded it.
(Seriously, do you trust the results for any search on Amazon.com? Of course not!)
Find My spells out exactly what the network is used for (finding lost devices and Air Tags), whereas Amazon is vague ("helping devices function better.")
And now, reply to this tweet (or DM me) with your career questions, and I will advise you in the form of a shitpost.
I'd take a look at what salaries in this industry have done over the past 18 months and seriously question whether you've maxed the salary, or merely maxed it at your company.
Before I start, this is my specific industry niche. It's nuanced, incredibly complex, and it's a near certainty that any issues I take with the report aren't criticisms of @martin_casado or @sarahdingwang at all.
Similarly, any VC criticisms I make are broad, not @a16z specific!
We start with this graph. Clearly something momentous happened in 2020 on a global scale: you forgot to turn your EC2 instances off.