I’d rather take a shovel to the back of the head than get two children on time to school in the morning for the rest of my life
Story time, growing up my sister and I would ride to school together, and she was a terror in the mornings, late, screaming about her socks, lashing out like a baboon at anything around her, severe adolescent rage stuff
So this went on for at least the entirety of a fall semester of high school, and then into the spring, easily six or seven months of pure reign of terror stuff
he didn't even really wreck Florida it was more a matter of "christ lord please keep that man in front of you because one day someone's going to figure out how to use him and then we're all dead"
on behalf of someone else: Mike Evans against Alabama
actual man playing against boys wherever they put him, and the guys playing him were grown-ass men
Happy birthday Willie Nelson it’s time for a thread of mostly verified Willie stories
one time Waylon Jennings was walking on the beach in Malibu and found Willie wandering around, he wasn't living there at the time and ended up in Waylon's kitchen coloring with Waylon's kid
he once bailed out Dennis Hopper in Taos after Dennis decided to eat a whole sheet of acid and empty a handgun in the middle of town