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8 Jun, 5 tweets, 1 min read
BAKE THE CAKE
Yes that is completely different because reasons
If Big Tex's Waffle Iron Repair wants all customers to provide proof they belong to Hair Club For Men, I don't give a shit, that's Big Tex's decision
My religion is Nudism, I am being oppressed by "No Shirt No Shoes No Service" signs
As someone who spent the last two weekends barhopping packed Austin dives where literally no one was wearing masks, I will assure you if one of them asked for proof of vaccination I would have cheerfully moved on, even though I have proof of vaccination

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A useful photo for analyzing the decline and fall of the Chevrolet tailfin 1959-61. Left lane, 1961 trailed by 1960; right lane 1959.

57, 58, 59, and 61 Chevys, all designed and put into mass production without computers. A feat that should be considered the 8th wonder of the world IMO ImageImageImageImage
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Today's episode of #DavesCarIDService is dedicated to the men and machines of the D-Day Invasion. All gave some, some gave all.
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In addition to our regular fare, today's thread will feature some IDs relevant to the liberation of Europe. If you've got family pics of WW2 GIs & their cars, they will get prompt attention.

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Just one more #DavesCarIDService question sir. You see I got a captain who's a stickler for details, and there's one thing that's bothering me. Does the lighter work?
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