Thread by @JoshuaLisec

Tells You Need a Ghostwriter: A Mostly Ghostly Thread

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #1:

"I can talk about this all day. And I have. But when I sit down and write about it, it's just . . . it's just not good."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #2:

"I'm on the spectrum / I have ADHD / I manage symptoms. Writing for me is harder than for most."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #3:

"I know my stuff inside and out but I'm not a natural salesperson. I need this book to SELL my ideas. Not just explain them."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #4:

"I have maybe 1 to 2 hours a week to work on my book. Maybe."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #5:

"I've gotta get this thing done. My audience checks in every few months to ask about the book. I'm just dreading writing it myself."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #6:

"My first draft is complete. All it needs is a quick proofread and it's off to find an agent."

lol

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #7:

"I'm tired of working in my business so much. Writing my book myself feels like just another I shouldn't be doing myself. They can be my ideas, just not my literal words."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #8:

"I f---ing hate writing lmao fml."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #9:

"I only get to be a first-time author once. If I screw it up, there won't be a second. So this MUST be good."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #10:

"People have been telling me to write a book for years but I just haven't found the motivation."

Tells you need a Ghostwriter, #11:

You want someone to help you realize your vision when nobody else gets it.

Example: