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10 Jun, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Thread : Military Humor - The ACR
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The CO had called all offrs to sign their ACRs. The young Capt was worried how the meeting was going to be. He felt the CO was not quite happy with him, hence the apprehension.

He discussed his fears with his imdt senior ...

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The senior reassured him & said ‘Don’t worry, as long as all figurative assessments arent below 7/8 all's well’.
But he also added, that he must check if the CO has added a line in the Pen Picture
“I would like to have this officer with me in War”.
This was very imp! ...
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The young Capt found everything fine except the imp line.
The youngster was crestfallen so CO asked Son why are you unhappy?
The youngster blurted abt the line!

The CO looked at him for a sec, then, added the last line!

I would like to have this officer with me in War.
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The officer happily saluted and left.

After the officer left,
the CO again pondered over the remark, then changed the 'full stop’ into a ‘comma’ and added

“but ONLY upto Conc Area”.

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Thread ...
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1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
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