Another week and another "study" about how morning people are better than night people. I don't get what they're so pleased about. Ooh ooh look at your working harder for less before noon and not having any friends who will tell you that its annoying.
Maybe being a night person is how I contribute to the revolution. Have you ever thought about that??
"People who wake up early live longer!" Wow, 1.45 more years they have to wake before the sun. No thanks.
"Morning people have a smaller waist and lower BMI!" Well, yeah, because most places stop selling breakfast food at 11 am and medical offices aren't open at night. Neither of which is my fault.
What is the point of being healthier, with a slim waist, and living longer than average if you have to do all of that in the morning? Hustling backwards if you ask me.
"I get up and have a smoothie at 5 am so that I can manage all my bullet items by 8 am!"
They gave me my MacArthur at 4 pm.
They gave me my MacArthur at 4 pm.
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