Also I could disarm this twerp in about fifteen seconds flat. I'm a trained saber fencer and he is uh... not.
https://twitter.com/z3dster/status/1404872771302215684
What a fuckin dork lmao
WAIT A SECOND... is this the guy I challenged to a duel?? Because he never took me up on it and now I see why HAHAHAHAHA
Hell yeah I will win this dork-off just like I won the dork-off with a 15 year old about the history of RPGs on my 44th birthday
Look at that footwork though lol. Float like a zeppelin, sting like a daisy
Okay I'm almost done dunking on him but before you start in on "well that's not a saber" I'm also longsword, broadsword, and knife trained as well as saber. Because I am a grade A dork.
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