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20 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read
congrats on inventing the bus I guess
we call the revolutionary trackless asphalt system a “road”, gonna change everything for mass transit
it’s actually good for america if the chinese adopt our horrible techbro economy of inventing shit that already exists at ten times the cost at a quarter of the utility and pitches it aggressively as disruptive tech to artificially manipulate markets while producing no value
joke’s on you, motherfuckers *gestures wildly in crashed tesla*
*touches earpiece* I’m being told the brains behind trainbus are posing memes calling their detractors pedo cucks and rolling out a crypto called lococoin

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