smh cancel culture is so out of control sean spicer is now getting bit parts in new zack snyder movies for no real reason at all 
this is not a very good movie so far, the tone is wildly schizophrenic, one minute it’s playing up gags and the next minute it’s maudlin and for some reason you’re supposed to give a shit what happens to a half dozen interchangeable boring af characters
oh good it’s the world’s greatest locksmith and he’s a german scenery eater toiling away in obscurity but also immediately accessible for a heist. jesus christ someone needs to tell snyder no once in a while
cool yeah land the helicopter two hours away from the casino instead of just landing on the casino then conclude the plan with easy peasy japanesey and a joke about how you can’t say that I have regrets about this decision
ok I think this movie is an elaborate practical joke now about how they’ll let zack snyder do anything and nobody will interfere anymore
alright that’s it the dead serious father daughter rekindle a broken relationship with dave fucking bautista plotline did it I’m punching out
“the emotional anchor of my film will be dave bautista” is legitimately a hilarious prank I’ve gotta hand it to... somebody I guess
ahahahaha they just entered a zombie city littered in zombie corpses after planning a zombie heist killing swarms of zombies and heard a zombie noise and said “what the hell is that?” this is becoming high comedy
I couldn’t go any further, my brain broke. final review: this is tenet but for people with permanent carbon monoxide poisoning
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