Thread by @Norlaine

Canadians: We love our universal healthcare!
Conservatives: We promise to give you the right to pay for your healthcare.
Canadians: We value public education!
Conservatives: We promise to give parents the right to choose to educate children at home or in a charter school.
1/10

Canadians: We believe in strict firearms laws!
Conservatives: We promise to make it easier to get more guns, more kinds of guns.
Canadians: We love our multicultural society!
Conservatives: We promise to limit immigration to people wealthy enough to "contribute" to society. 2/10

Canadians: We love and value our pristine wilderness!
Conservatives: We promise to monetize all those empty spaces out there.
Canadians: We love arts and culture and libraries and museums!
Conservatives: We promise to make Rodeo the national sport.
3/10

Canadians: We want a UBI to make our society more fair and end poverty!
Conservatives: We promise to make people go back to work and keep wages low to protect employers. After all, we can't have people getting lazy or uppity. 4/10

Canadians: We value our sovereignty!
Conservatives: We promise to move forward with increasing integration with our best friends, the USA.
Canadians: We value and support reconciliation!
Conservatives: Sir John A MacDonald was a great, great man. 5/10

Canadians: We are deeply concerned about the opioid crisis!
Conservatives: We promise to let addicts choose whether to get themselves clean and fly right, or die.
Canadians: We believe in and support a woman's right to choose!
Conservatives: No.
6/10

Canadians: We believe in separation of church and state, and secular education!
Conservatives: All of man's laws come from God and that should be reflected in legislation and education. Punishments should be swift and severe. Evolution is just a theory.
7/10

We believe in human-caused climate change and want our governments to aggressively support a transition to green energy!
Conservatives: We <3 Oil & Gas! Oil & Gas! Oil & Gas! It's our God-given responsibility to make money from fossil fuels!

Canadians: We believe in science, facts, empirical evidence, and root causes!
Conservatives: Swingset! Secret Palace! Unreported crime rates! Blackface!... shut up!
9/9

Canadians: You really don't understand us at all, do you?
Conservatives: Silly Canadians! You really want the same things we do, you just don't know it yet. Just trust us...
10/10 #NeverVoteConservative #cdnpoli