So the first time my parents went to Yellowstone, they turned a corner and saw a bear sitting on top of a Volkswagon Bug. They threw a peanut butter cookie out to lure the bear away from the car. That driver PEELED out.
And the bear decided that one cookie was not enough.
And the bear decided that one cookie was not enough.
https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1407059869488791554
Mom tells the story that the bear slipped its claws in the top of the window right by her head and she was frantically ordering my brothers to find another cookie while Dad stood on the other side of the car taking pictures. I'm sure this story is greatly exaggerated.
Anyway they could only find Saltines and the bear didn't want no Saltine.
So there's Mom yelling for Dad to get in the car and get them out of there and the bear trying to break the window out to get another peanut butter cookie and my brothers frantically searching for cookies
So there's Mom yelling for Dad to get in the car and get them out of there and the bear trying to break the window out to get another peanut butter cookie and my brothers frantically searching for cookies
They finally found ONE single remaining Nutter Butter. Mom handed it to Dad, who THREW it, and then jumped in the car and gunned it while the bear went after the cookie.
They said another car was just pulling up as they escaped, so this cycle may have continued for years!
They said another car was just pulling up as they escaped, so this cycle may have continued for years!
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