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29 Jun, 3 tweets, 2 min read
England - Germany, the reactions.

The German Ambassador Baron Moylan, House of Lords.

#BrexitBritain
Ah, we have another one crawling out of the wood.
Oh god. Oh dear god.

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28 Oct 20
#soygate : A short thread.

Now don't get me wrong, I have had as much fun as most tweeting about this. But as soy(a) sauce is now trending, here are some other bits of news that somehow failed to have such an impact on the average person in the UK 1/
Just in the weekend we learned that Johnson has allied the Tories with actual Neo Nazis and anti Muslims in the Council of Europe, and kicked out a Tory peer who dared to complain out of some European Group instead. Johnson downplayed this unholy alliance by claiming 2/
it was far away, he couldn't be expected to be on top of everything, and people wouldn't understand anyway".
Anyway, let's forget the Neo Nazis, and go back to Brexit:

Also in the news were Heinz and Philadelphia. 3/
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27 Oct 20
My first ever caption competition!

Best entry wins a follow from a pro European dinosaur (who doesn't know that yet)

I'll start it off.

"And if there are any ladies wanting more, I have one more sausage to stuff yourself with"
Bugger, can I change my entry into:

Daniel Hannan's fish gut sausage recipe not a success as people are unable to take mask off due to stench.
Masked bandit seen stealing sausages from hungry kids. Do you recognize this despicable human being, please contact the authorities.

That is it, I declare this caption competition over and declare myself the winner.

Reeks, follow me you dinosaur!!!
Oh......
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