'You want me to speculate?'

#Zuma loves that question

I'm listening to one of his presidential QnA.
'I've never dodged.'

Angry Zuma in parliament.
I'm withdrawing my finger.

So said #Zuma in parliament
#Zuma likes to say he's not responsible for things.
My surname is very nice and simple. Zuma. People like to pronounce it.

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