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L. Sojini
@lungstagangsta
Novelist + essayist + #freelancewriter. Editor and publisher of The Musician.
Mar 18, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Elias Khoury is the foremost novelist writing in Arabic today. Born in Beirut in the fateful year of 1948, he published his second novel, Little Mountain (1977).

RC Khoury’s best-known novel is Gate of the Sun (1998), which the New York Times labeled “a genuine masterwork.”
Mar 17, 2022 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
The cold (and rainy) weather is a licence to think about love. And maybe become pregnant!!.

Ladies and gents, buy my romance novel here. Read it on your phone.

Send me a DM.

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Mar 16, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Who's Pete Davidson? So Pete is younger than Kim and Kanye?
Mar 16, 2022 • 15 tweets • 1 min read
1. Tell us about yourself. We have already seen your CV, so don't tell us about what's already on your CV. 2. What has been your biggest achievement?
Jan 13, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Sometimes when we touch
The honesty is too much
And I have to close my eyes

Heyo, get my romance novel. Read it on your phone.
Send me a DM.

Naledi #casspernyovest Image 'It's bad enough that you waste thousands on your beauty, now you go a step farther on the scale of badness and embarrass us like that!' Mdu was furious on hearing about his wife's fight earlier that day.
Oct 6, 2021 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Be a thug chick. Attitude like Wendy Williams
Sep 28, 2021 • 4 tweets • 4 min read
I want to see how the display names and headers change after the elections.

#ANCManifesto #EFFManifestoLaunch #DAmanifesto #actionsa #EFFManifestoLaunch2021
Sep 28, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Something like this was bound to happen. Phela we haven't had Easter in two years.

Shembe Some tweep said political parties were jealous of the Shembe march.

I think the tweep was right: turns out this Shembe march is a factional march.
Sep 28, 2021 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
I think I first joined Twitter in 2011. My Twitter handle then was @theBOOKStarr
Sep 9, 2021 • 22 tweets • 4 min read
#SexInSandton: it's romance time 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼. Follow the thread as I make Bantu's workmates gang up against her. 🎁🎁🎁 Isukile! There was panic at the office as Bantu and her colleagues were preparing for their weekly meeting.
Aug 30, 2021 • 24 tweets • 12 min read
#mondaythoughts

Thuso Mbedu has us starting Monday on a roll💃🏼

The beautiful actress won an
@HCAcritics TV Breakout Star Award. This is for her role #UndergroundRailroad role as Cora.

Congratulations Thuso. The amazing Thuso Mbedu is 30 years of age. She was born in Pietermaritzburg.

#CongratulationsThuso
Aug 30, 2021 • 11 tweets • 4 min read
#SexInSandton: Thread by Thread

'So, how are things at home?' Lizi asked her senior colleague.

'My husband always chasing the money,' Bantu said. 'And my son still at their schooltrip.' As she said this, Bantu was looking at her junior colleague's pregnant belly.

She had watched it from the size of a little dot to the massive size of a basketball.

'Don't you get worried about anything bad happening to your son?' Lizi was concerned.
Aug 29, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Mr Kanye West! Maar uKanye yinja ye game. #DONDA

#DONDA: I'm lightyears ahead of my nightmares
Aug 28, 2021 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
So #Samkelo Ndlovu is that stunner from Rhythm City? The prettier, the more toxic. Image This woman thinks she's David Genaro neh. #Samkelo Image
Aug 27, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Piet vs Nandos. Who takes the cake? Image Is it possible that Nandos is enjoying this free attention? #Piet Image
Aug 15, 2021 • 29 tweets • 17 min read
#Trending #Karabo

Akulaleki. Indaba zishubile in the #Cyan and #Karabo saga.

Read more about it here. Apparently, the #cyan backlash started after she sent a voice note asking why #Karabo was posting her story of the accident.

Aug 15, 2021 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
We call it Sex in Sandton: Thread by Thread

Bantu wondered why Mdu wasn't back home yet. He usually came home early -- like a good man was supposed to do.

What was he up to? It was after 8PM now.
Jul 6, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
'You want me to speculate?'

#Zuma loves that question

I'm listening to one of his presidential QnA. 'I've never dodged.'

Angry Zuma in parliament.
Jul 5, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Jimmy Manyi says he'll start with Nkandla media. I'm thinking: is there media in #Nkandla? #Zuma #Zuma: is the ConCourt's decision final-final?
Jul 5, 2021 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
Here's a humor novel you can read this #MondayMorning for #MondayMotivation. It's called Uncle Sbu and His Seven-Year-Old Nephew. It's available in PDF format. #duduzane #checkers #rediImage Uncle Sbu says Bheki Cele is our homeboy, but his 7-yr old nephew says that Bheki Cele is not from Qudeni. Uncle Sbu says: 'It doesnt matter. Anyone who comes from KZN is our homeboy.'

Read the humor novel. It's available in PDF format.

#Duduzane #Nkandla #Duduzane #Nkandla
Jun 26, 2021 • 16 tweets • 2 min read
T X was e agent in charge of briefing Minister X on his daily security briefings. That Monday morning, 4 hours before Minister X, would give a speech at Xxx Stadium, T X advised the minister to cancel his speech due 2 e seriousness and tangibility of the threat that awaited him That, my friends, is the beginning paragraph of THE DEPARTMENT OF ESPIONAGE series.