I have joined the blue checks. Not to learn from them. But to lead them. 
the squad when they see I got verified
Say a prayer for @lastpositivist who said, and I quote, "I will launch myself headfirst into Hades from a Large Hadron Collider if this MFer Belvedere gets verified before I do."
Not much will change, to be honest. I’m still the same brilliant tweeter. Only thing that might change is I need my followers to send me any tweets they see of people disparaging blue checks because now they are talking about me and this disrespect will not be allowed
Having a blue check changes you. Beforehand, I would’ve completely wrecked this lonely pervert’s account. But now, after the infusion of grace that the blue check has bestowed on me, I won’t even respond.
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