THIS JUST IN: Dreamweasel Inexplicably One of World’s Wealthiest Men. Also: Moon Gone
PUBLIC: Hmmm... there is nothing suspicious about this at all
PUBLIC: Hmmm... there is nothing suspicious about this at all
https://twitter.com/lucasofsunshine/status/1414779410394271745
BOB: So where’d you get all that money?
ME: (wearing top hat & monocle) What money?
BOB: That swimming pool filled with thousand-dollar bills you’re building for your “Scrooge McDuck” party
ME: Oh, THAT money
BOB: yeah
ME: Er, I just invested wisely
ME: (wearing top hat & monocle) What money?
BOB: That swimming pool filled with thousand-dollar bills you’re building for your “Scrooge McDuck” party
ME: Oh, THAT money
BOB: yeah
ME: Er, I just invested wisely
BOB: Does this have anything to do with the moon being gone
ME: What are you suggesting
BOB: Well, it seems like an interesting coincidence
ME: What kind of crazy conspiracy would lead you to such a ridiculous conclusion
COURIER: Where should I park your new Lambroghini, sir
ME: What are you suggesting
BOB: Well, it seems like an interesting coincidence
ME: What kind of crazy conspiracy would lead you to such a ridiculous conclusion
COURIER: Where should I park your new Lambroghini, sir
ME: (guzzles 40-oz bottle of caviar)
BOB: I’m just saying that the timing seems very strange
ME: (adopts gazelle) You spend too much time online
BOB: Did you do something to the moon
ME: HOW DARE YOU
BOB: Fine. So when’s your Scrooge McDuck party
ME: You’re not invited
BOB: I’m just saying that the timing seems very strange
ME: (adopts gazelle) You spend too much time online
BOB: Did you do something to the moon
ME: HOW DARE YOU
BOB: Fine. So when’s your Scrooge McDuck party
ME: You’re not invited
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