After another night of trying to sleep in the fiery bowels of Mount Vesuvius, we believe the time has come to sound the traditional klaxon of British Summertime:
🚨IT'S TOO HOT NOW 🚨
🚨IT'S TOO HOT NOW 🚨
Britain is at a crossroads.
Mums across the country have eaten nothing but 'picky bits' for days.
Is THIS really what we want all of our meals to look like?
Mums across the country have eaten nothing but 'picky bits' for days.
Is THIS really what we want all of our meals to look like?
Thankfully, Doncaster Council is here to save your summer.
No, we've not gone mad with power and decided to block out the sun like Mr Burns.
No, we've not gone mad with power and decided to block out the sun like Mr Burns.
We're here to tell you the magic word that will solve your problems.
That's right - we've done the research and it all comes down to one glorious, simple thing:
Ventilation.
That's right - we've done the research and it all comes down to one glorious, simple thing:
Ventilation.
STOP expecting a fan to cure all your problems - a fan in a sealed room just pushes the same stale, hot air around and does NOTHING - NOTHING we tell you!
The key to a bearable summer is creating ventilation - throw those windows open and get a breeze going if you can!
Put your fan near an open window, and it will help to draw fresh air in. Soon, you'll start to see a difference.
Put your fan near an open window, and it will help to draw fresh air in. Soon, you'll start to see a difference.
(Ventilation like that is also crucial in stopping the spread of #coronavirus so, ya know, another small benefit)
As well as good ventilation, follow these other tips to stay cool:
Before you know it, we'll be back enjoying our normal drizzle.
Oh, drizzle. We hardly knew ye.
Oh, drizzle. We hardly knew ye.
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