Can also confirm that 90% of the people running around half-naked have absolutely no business doing so
https://twitter.com/MattWelch/status/1418187349146615809
Never before have so many wore so little to cover so much
Not sure how we got to the point where I'm actually dressing women with my eyes, but here we are
It's not that I'm a prude, it's that I just had lunch
Elephantine-Americans used to know attracting a soulmate meant leaving something to the imagination 
It's not that there weren't far-too underdressed people back in the day, but they were mostly in carnival tents, not roaming the aisles of Walmart
As a civic-minded individual, I always put on a face mask, brown paper bag, and muu muu before going out in public
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