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23 Jul, 9 tweets, 1 min read
A BIRD FLEW INTO THE HOUSE.
IT ALMOST FELL IN THE TURTLE TANK
OH THE HUMAN HAS A FISHING NET NOW. SILLY HUMAN THERE IS NO FISH IN THE HOUSE
UH OH.
ITS BEHIND THE COUCH.
IM HELPING
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ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴏᴜʀᴄᴇꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪꜱᴇ
DADGUY CAUGHT IT AND IS TELLING ME NOT TO EAT IT.
ITS RELEASED. NOT EATEN. 😢
UNTIL NEXT TIME SMALL DINOSAUR
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Moderator: ok dogs. I want a polite debate. No jumping on each other, no biting the podium. You each will get a question to answer and then some back and forth. At the end I will declare you both good dogs are you both get treats.
Beaks: AGREE
Bunsen: Yeppers
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Beaker you have time now to respond.
IT CANT BE ME IM TOO CUTE.
CASE CLOSED
GAME, BEAKER
MATCH POINT
GAME SET MATCH
END OF GAME
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