With the pregnant man emoji coming to a smartphone soon I want to help out the creators with some other inclusive emojis.
Starting with a new 99 emoji, because I want to make sure I don’t misgender somebody and I just get all of the pronouns in one fell swoop.
Here’s one for all of teachers who are mad they now have to hide their CRT training in schools.
Hate our constitution and wish we governed more “efficiently”? Castro, Jinping, and Maduro holding hands will warm your commie heart.
New federal government coming door to door emoji. President Biden & HHS can thank me later.
President Joe Biden is right. “Latino” is outdated and offensive. I like the way he pronounces the more woke term: “La-teen-ex.” Like Latin and Kleenex but combined. This is the hippest way to connect with the Hispanic base.
Don’t be distracted by the black bloc getup and Antifa riot shield. This is the new way to communicate “peaceful protestor.”
New emoji for all my media friends. Looks a little similar to “peaceful protestor.” Odd.
For the bright minds at Ivy League schools. Especially Berkeley, home of the free speech movement. Oh wait. Looks like another mistake. I’ll have to talk to my staff. This is getting awkward.
Please share these new and improved #glennbeckwokeemojis far and wide, and help me lobby Tim Cook and the Unicode Consortium to get these rolled out ASAP.
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On Thursday, I played a news “report” from NPR’s “Up First” morning show on the police shooting death of Ma’Khia Bryant in Columbus, Ohio. It’s a textbook example of leftist media advancing a predetermined narrative that’s ripping the nation further apart. 1/
Near the beginning, NPR mentions that the Columbus Police Dept. released the 911 calls from the Ma’Khia Bryant case. But NPR never mentions that in the call a woman tells the dispatcher someone is “TRYING TO STAB US,” with people audibly screaming in the background. 2/
Later, the NPR host says: “She was involved in a fight on Tuesday.” Which, of course, makes it sound like a little playground scuffle. They don’t mention that Bryant was swinging a knife at people until later in the report. 3/
Facebook blocked users from sharing this @NYPost story, because it allegedly violates their “privacy and personal information policy”. 1/ nypost.com/2021/04/10/ins…
But wait…news outlets have written WAY more detailed stories about MY homes. Like this one. Will Facebook block it too? 2/ dallasnews.com/business/real-…
We launched a GoFundMe in December to fight for a few small businesses abandoned by government during Covid-19 lockdowns. Today we surprised 3 owners with your generous giving. Here are their stories. 1/
Catherine Hill, owner of Miss Kitty's Lounge, evicted for being unable to pay her rent, is also fighting stage 4 cancer. But she didn't want any money to save her business, just her life. 2/
Joe Crowley, owner of @BreakawayRt1, survived a massive heart attack during lockdown, was forced to shut down his business & felt "100% abandoned." 3/
1. If you have been paying attention you know what comes next. 1st, ask why: @realDonaldTrump up in MI, SC, GA, with margins not even close to polls, and around 11:30 eastern everything seemed to stop. Then: Con’t
2. VA called early for Biden when state was too close to call. Then, we find out fairfax county - which is the progressive county, had ‘miscounted’ and needed to drop 100k votes for Biden. Then no updates after 11:30e. He is up in WI by
300k, then nothing. 790k in PA - con’t
3. Then nothing. Fox News in absolute chaos. Called AZ for Biden, then said we may take it back, then not, while apparently what was left to count was Republican and said to be enough to at least make it close. I have never seen anything like this. Con’t
17. So yeah @BenSasse he has done something’s I am not a fan of, but as someone who didn’t support him at first (and that is putting it mildly) I remain honest enough to judge him on his entire record. He is perhaps the ONLY man in America can can and has ... con’t >
18. Stood entirely alone, surrounded by enemies, surrounded by those who took an oath to protect and defend the constitution, who are now actively engaged in destroying it and any elected president who stands in their way. Personally, I have grown sick and tired con’t >
19.... of spineless, do nothing, old, corrupt GOP politicians who are either part of the problem or too frightened to stand alone and speak up. The vast majority all Sunshine patriots. History will condemn those who did nothing but complain and whine, while others ... con’t >