last week i dreamed i was going to work and realized i had forgotten to put the top on the thermos of coffee i carry so i started to walk really slowly to avoid spilling the coffee and that was literally the entire dream i woke up
like why not just drink some of the coffee so it does not spill
i once told a fren my recurring dream of finding out i had missed the deadline to drop a class and was now stuck with the class for the rest of the semester and they said "oh at stanford we could drop classes on the last day of the quarter" and i was like wtf
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the fact these shitheads had nothing positive to say when these athletes were winning but now suddenly have very loud personal observations on their careers now is all u need to know
they are fitted sheets
once the sheet is fitted on the mattress they are totally smooth no one knows they were just stuffed into the drawer moments ago this is just science
some body suggested i get flat sheets but i have them and they always come loose i am a restless sleeper it is just how it is