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6 Aug, 8 tweets, 2 min read
More GPT-3 jokes. (1) Why did the Anarchist cross the road? To get to the chicken side of the free-range anarchist commune. (2) Why did the Atheist cross the road? There was no chicken, so he didn't. (3) Why did the Catholic cross the road? To get to the other confession.
(4) Why did the Evangelist cross the road? To witness to the chicken. (5) Why did the Hindu cross the road?
To get around the chicken. (6) Why did the Agnostic cross the road? To see whether the chicken was on the other side.
(7) Why did the Jihadist cross the road? To increase the body count on the other side. (8) Why did the physicist cross the road? To see what would happen. (9) Why did the theoretical physicist cross the road?
Because it was his field.
(10) Why did the bitcoin maximalist cross the road? To argue with a bunch of Ethereum maximalist. (11) Why did the ethereum maximalist cross the road? Because he didn't want to pay transaction fees!
(12) Why did the bullish investor cross the road? To make a killing on the other side. (13) Why did the bearish investor cross the road? To get to the other side of the market. (14) Why did the filthy rich billionaire cross the road? To show the poor man it was possible to do so.
(15) Why did the beggar cross the road? Because he needed some chicken. (16) Why did the cognitive scientist cross the road? To find out what the chicken was thinking. (17) Why did the venture capitalist cross the road? To invest in the chicken.
18 Why did reviewer #2 cross the road? To tell reviewer #3 that his/her opinion is biased. 19 Why did the Bayesian cross the road? He believed there was a chicken on the other side. 20 Why did the Epidemiologists cross the road? To determine whether the chicken had Avian Flu.
DISCLAIMER: I didn't write these jokes. GPT-3 generated the responses. I cherry-picked the good ones. But it seems with a little more work, one could craft a decent joke brainstorming tool.

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7 Aug
Is it not strange that for some, the significant events of history occurred in a virtual world? I actually wasn't aware of this posting, rather, I was aware when Linux was announced by Torvalds (which came 15 days later).
Social networking was primarily on Gopher at that time. Perhaps the only reason I was interested in Linus announcement was that I was taking an OS course at that time and we were playing around with Minix. I never was an OS aficionado though.
I left university shortly after and the corporate world. There I was actually cut off from the goings-on in the internet for about a year. It was only when I joined IBM did I got exposed to the WWW.
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6 Aug
Some interesting GPT-3 quotes. 1- Economists have predicted nine out of the last five recessions. 2-The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 3- When in doubt, try using a bigger hammer.
4-Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. 5-Awe is the sense of wonder you feel when you see something that looks like it’s too big to be true. 6- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
7- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 8-The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 9-The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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6 Aug
It is indeed strange that so many people in the US ignore the advice of experts. I suspect is that because they've never encountered experts in real life or they aren't aware that other people can be experts.
It is as if they live a life where everyone else seems as intelligent as they believe themselves to be. The Dunning–Kruger effect.
But this of course cannot be true, because they spend their Sundays listening to a pastor for hours. Surely that pastor is an expert at something.
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6 Aug
This is a wonderful talk about design and how to do it right. runemadsen.com/talks/uxcampcp…
I do recommend that you go through the talk before proceeding in this tweet storm.
The conclusion comes out at the very end. It is the same observation that Christopher Alexander employs in this multiple volume series 'The Nature of Order': amazon.com/Nature-Order-P…
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6 Aug
In IT you can be employed for life because the technical debt keeps piling up. The garbage collector analogy is an apt analogy. Nobody wants to do it, so they'll pay people to do it.
The most predictable path to profitability is to create a business collecting other people's garbage. The riskiest business model is to do only the cool things that everyone else wants to do.
Too many startups are fixated only on doing the next cool thing. There's a survival bias that big companies are doing all the cool things. Doing the cool thing is profitable only when you are first to pick the low-hanging fruit.
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6 Aug
Here's a map of the US and the delta-variant as of Aug 5. Is there a firewall that can contain the rapid rise of infections coming from the south?
Here's the covid vaccination rate as of July 1. The northeast is bordered by well-vaccinated states (i.e. IL, KY, VA). It will be problematic if there is an outbreak in IN, OH and WV. Reminds me of playing the game of Risk.
So what's going on in FL? It's in the middle of a battle. There's no firewall protecting it from lowvax states like AL. If you look at the map, the intensity of the outbreak in AL is at the border with FL.
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