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8 Aug, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Petition to replace all current government policymakers with a bunch of women in their late 60s who have seen it all and are sick of your shit.
Woke up mad at how Biden is handling the current outbreak, then remembered the previous dude openly wondered about injecting bleach at a live presser.

We now have an effective model for comparison and it's not doing us any real good.
Getting some fucking pancakes and then coming back to plant more moss.
Moss, ferns, and foam flowers.

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9 Aug
Good morning! And if you're reading the IPCC report...well, good morning anyhow.

A lot of people will be shouting about personal responsibility and corporate carbon burdens and government interventions and...and...and...

And I'm going to talk about moss.
Moss is great! Did you know that peatlands (wetland bogs) are immense carbon sinks?

iucn.org/resources/issu…
Peatlands are found across the planet. They are, perhaps, best known for their corpses.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body
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7 Aug
hahahaha there's no way that's...a real.......thing.......... ImageImage
My entire life is now dedicated to tracking down a true HD version of this video. Image
Just showed the video to Brown. He paused, and then said, "That dude has had a wide and varied career."
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17 Jun
GOOD MORNING DID YOU KNOW LOG NOT THROW ITSELF?
I MENTION AS SOMETIMES YOU NOT KNOW HOW LOG WORKS
LADY JUST THROW LOG
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15 Jun
Watching Jon Stewart come out strong on the Wuhan lab theory like
Just watching the whole interview, wondering when it's going to snap into a bit, and realizing...oh no, he actually...believes...aaaaw crap.
Nobody have heroes. Heroes just make you sad.
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14 Jun
DC's PR department: "No no no no, it's not that Batman won't go down on Catwoman because he's a selfish lover. It's because he's a selfish billionaire."

Angry mob: "Okay that checks out."
Kinda sorry for everyone who isn't part of Comics Twitter as that tweet just bonked y'all right on the nose without warning.
Anyhow it's apparently official that Batman just Will Not Do That, Because Superhero Reasons.

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16 Nov 17
First WH press briefing after the Asia trip. Sarah HS opens with a joke. Place air quotes where you will.
SHS is thrilled with the tax cuts and says that Trump has no opinions on Roy Moore, unless the allegations are proven to be true, in which case Moore should step aside.

Reporter: How will allegations be proven?

SHS: Meh. Witches float, right?
Reporter: Why won't Trump speak out on Moore?

SHS: It's up to the people of Alabama.

Reporter: But Trump has opinions about everything and everyone. Why isn't he--

SHS: THE PEOPLE OF ALABAMA.
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