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11 Aug, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Okay, now for the regular #BoebertReportCard

Lauren noticed she’s supposed to represent Colorado, and tweeted that she’s going to visit the I-70 closure. Whew. I’m sure she’ll bring her toy shovel and bucket to help, doncha think?
Also she had time to comment on Cuomo’s resignation twice. And a couple of tweets about COVID (Obama had a birthday party with vaccinated guests! Why can’t *I* have a birthday party?) (Because you don’t like the vaccine, and because your real birthday is December 19th, not 15th,
and we still don’t know why you lie about it)

Her postponed personal finance disclosure, required by law, is due this week. Can’t wait to see that, if she really posts it.
I’ve been looking at information about some of her BFFs. You can read that here:
510 more days of her simpering sycophantic silliness.

And #SilverCliff still doesn’t have its zip code.

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11 Aug
A little something different for today’s #BoebertReportCard. I’ll post the usual charts in a bit, but here’s a little about the “fine” people Lauren Boebert hangs out with.
At Mike Lindell’s “Symposium” a woman named Tina Peters was featured. She is the Clerk for Mesa County in Lauren Boebert’s district. She claimed Colorado’s Secretary of State was persecuting her because some passwords used to administer the voting machines in Mesa County were
published in the clear by conspiracy theorists.

You can read more about the current accusations and denials here: coloradosun.com/2021/08/11/tin…
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9 Aug
Monday #BoebertReportCard!

In the first eight days of August, Lauren has sent 51 tweets, at an average salary of $74.78 per tweet.

This weekend’s highlights: 4 tweets on I-70, 3 on immigration, 3 on COVID. She says she’s working with the Democratic Representatives and
Senators to get I-70 open again. You know, those same legislators she usually insults.

God made a brief appearance in a tweet of her holding a goat, and she did her 61st grifting tweet of the year. The goat looked uncomfortable as Lauren puckered up to kiss. I was
uncomfortable, too. I mean, who knows where those lips have been?

She also appeared on a podcast by Dinesh D'Souza. You might remember him as the man who pled guilty to an election law felony, or as the man who dated dated Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter before he married a
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7 Aug
Today's #Boebertian word of the day

Lud·dite | ˈlədˌīt |
noun
1 derogatory a person opposed to new technology or ways of working: a small-minded Luddite resisting progress | I'm not a Luddite, after all I work with the internet for my job.
2 historical a member of any of the
bands of English workers who destroyed machinery, especially in cotton and woolen mills, that they believed was threatening their jobs (1811–16).
adjective
1 derogatory opposed to new technology or ways of working: this bill is really a Luddite approach
to science | there'll still be plenty of Luddite customers like me who are yet to embrace the future.
2 historical denoting or relating to the 19th-century Luddites who destroyed machinery that they believed was threatening their jobs: the Luddite movement | the Luddite
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16 Jul
Excerpts from Lauren Boebert’s forthcoming book on American history. [A ridiculously long thread]

God told Columbus that he needed to go on a vacation. Columbus built an ark and loaded all the animals of Europe on it. Except the unicorns. The unicorns were too gay.
God, however, knew that Columbus was a coward, so he invented a story about how he could get to China by sailing west.

Columbus wasn’t very good at geography, but he was good at following directions. When his trip to China was inconveniently blocked by a whole continent,
Columbus realized that God works in mysterious ways. He unloaded all those animals in Florida and they spread out over all of North America.

When he encountered other humans, at first he was troubled. Whoa, he said. There are other human here! When he knocked on the doors to
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16 Jul
Is it time for the Friday edition of the #BoebertReportCard? Yes, it is!

16 tweets from her campaign account, 2 from her official account! What productivity!

By my calculations, the average cost per tweet so far this month is $37.83. What value for the money! (Thread)
It appears that the “happy warrior” did not have a happy day. Her tone was angry again today, even though “Life is too short to always be angry.”
We see that Cuba has moved up in the leader board, #5 following Word Salad, Democrats, COVID, and Biden. Just a few short days ago, she didn’t even know where Cuba was! What a scholar!
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15 Jul
So here’s your #BoebertReportCard for Thursday July 15. I need a day away from her bile, so you get it early. Lauren tweeted only eight times. About Denver. About Cuba. About guns. About those pesky Democrats. But nothing about her district or anything in it.
Oh, and anger. I’ve been subjecting myself to the horror of her tweets for months, and this is the most egregious and unabashedly ironic one I’ve seen. The angriest member of the House said, “Life’s too short to always be angry. Let’s be happy warriors for Jesus and happy
warriors for Freedom.” Wow.

Well, we hope she has a chance to work on her anger management issues as she jets off to Florida again. Still waiting on FEC filings so we can see how many of her 2nd quarter excursions were paid for by her voluntary donors and how many by Uncle Sam.
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