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13 Aug, 4 tweets, 4 min read
Tweeps, today we are laughing at the maganutters of #Cult45 who believe in a fairy tale of #ReinstatementDay - that was told by My Pillow Guy

PLEASE join in

You can just retweet fave jokes with the hashtag to your Tweeps. Even that helps

But send in your own jokes too! Image
When you Tweet your own jokes, just include the hashtag #ReinstatementDay inside your Tweet or at the end of it (as one word)

Then tell us what is the proper dress code. Or what is the traditional food for #ReinstatementDay - or who are YOU intending to be Reinstated to, today Image
We have seen new cocktails invented, a clever cake recipe, etc. Tell us about the decorations for #ReinstatementDay that are the tradition in your family for passed down from your great grandma, to this first annual #ReinstatementDay of America... etc Image
What are the #ReinstatementDay carols that your family traditionally sings, & the solemn #ReinstatementDay prayers you go to church to pray, holding your Bibles upside-down

And all other traditions from Goya beans to Cancun Cruz

HAPPY #ReinstatementDay - funniest Day in America Image

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15 Aug
Afghanistan Thread 1/

Afghanistan government is collapsing and the Taliban is taking over the country as USA pulls out. The Republicans are out in full force trying to hide from the blame & shame

This is ALL their fault

But it is not that simple. It is WORSE than that.. Image
Afghanistan Thread 2/

The Afghanistan War for America has lasted 20 years. Most who are commenting about it today have no history about it. Consider that in your comments. This was my FIRST comment about Afghanistan on Twitter TEN YEARS ago, a retweet:

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Some suggest Biden has committed some 'mistake' now. No. It was the War Criminals Dick Cheney, W and Rumsfeld who took America to this quagmire that is UNWINNABLE

Let us examine BRIEFLY why it was OBVIOUSLY a lost cause Image
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14 Aug
So.. aftermath

As in math

(T Dawg! You promised there would be no math!)

Yes we gotsta do some math. Numbers are my buddies

It was a trending topic that I set up. I'm a numbers guy. Statistics guy. Also an author on social media. And a resister. So I gotta do some aftermath.. Image
That topic hashtag #ReinstatementDay trended for more than 8 hours, peaking at number 2, for several hours. I did not see it hit number 1, but I was not monitoring it, as I was busy writing and sharing jokes..

But that is great, for this type of topic. Image
Being a highly trending topic, it produced a ton of content - this being a joke topic, that means jokes

How many? Over 60,000 Tweets. Yes. 60,000 jokes if you wanted to read them all. If it takes 15 sec to read one Tweet joke, that would take you 250 hours = 21 days at 16h/day Image
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13 Aug
To my Tweeps

I will be setting up hashtag #ReinstatementDay for us to celebrate America's first Reinstatement Day on Friday the 13th Aug

It is a chance for us to mock My Pillow Guy, his big lie & Jan 6. Also to mock failed King Trump & all maganutters who believe his delusions Image
If you have not played a hashtag game on Twitter before, it is real simple. Any joke you contribute, written, picture, video (or any 'meme') - remember to add the hashtag #ReinstatementDay - then everybody gets to see it. Don't submit ALTERNATE hashtags :-)
As this is America's First Reinstatement Day, the celebrations will be wild no doubt

You can tell us who YOU are going to be Reinstated to

We can talk about the dress code, the dining, the music & various festivities of this American tradition

Like 4th of July, only biglier
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11 Aug
If you do not know why censorship matters. If you currently see HOME content, some of the Tweets from people you MOST LIKE are now hidden from YOU

What is WORSE, is YOUR TWEETS are hidden from YOUR FRIENDS who see content like MINE (because TW counts that I have more followers)
What it causes, is for you to see THE SAME CONTENT many times, but not the BEST CONTENT you wanted. Worse, anyone really important to you, will likely be hidden from someone who just happens to be more popular, but you don't really care about
FAR FAR worse is the effect to your FRIENDS. They will NEVER SEE YOUR CONTENT, because of this HOME change, of censorship

And YOU will never know WHY your friends did not react to YOUR Tweet. It is just WRONG
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11 Aug
TWITTER IS TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU

They are SECRETLY & without warning, changing YOUR PREFERENCE so that you see what TWITTER wants you to see rather than what people YOU WANTED TO FOLLOW are Tweeting

They are CRIMINALS doing this without TELLING US

Twitter has to be regulated
Twitter does this SUDDENLY, frequently and WITHOUT WARNING

They CHANGE YOUR SETTING away from how YOU want your Twitter to be, so they can give you BRAINWASHING instead

Twitter are MONSTERS for doing this. Twitter has to be REGULATED like a public utility

#TwitterIsCriminal
To see it at YOUR setting. Go to top of Twitter, the first page (home page) and on the top, see this part. If it shows 'Latest Tweets' you are good

If Twitter shows you 'Home' Tweets then they are CENSORING the content you thought you were getting, and send you THEIR PREFERENCE
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11 Aug
Let's talk a bit about this. So Billionaires Diane Hendricks & Dick & Liz Uihlein arranged personal loopholes in Trump tax cuts, written by traitor Sen Ron Johnson (WI) that cost the tax payer $215 million

IF ANY bribe was involved, that is criminal. Then they go to prison (all)
So traitor Senator Ron Johnson (Q Putinistin) is one of the three traitors that Trump IDENTIFIED BY NAME to Dept of Justice HIGHEST ATTORNEYS in December, that are plotting a coup d'etat against America. Johnson goes to prison FOR LIFE (unless he flips, fast. Then only decades)
So Johnson is SCREWED. He will go to prison FOR LIFE. His ONLY chance is to rat out as much as he possibly can, to cut his time, & do a plea-bargain FAST, before the sleazy bastard Gym Jordan cuts ahead of him

What will Ron Johnson sell? The bribe from the Billionaires of course
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