No More Robots is 🎂4 years old🎂, so it's time for a thread of *LOVELY NUMBERS*:
- $12m in revenue during last 12 months
- More than 800,000 units sold
- More than 4 million people played our games
- Split pretty dang evenly across PC + all console platforms
Look at this graph
Here's the batshit thing: We didn't release a single new game in the last 12 months
Those numbers have come from bringing our existing games to new platforms, getting lovely deals for our games, and being Very Good at slowly but surely discounting our games incrementally deeper
Year 5 is going to be pretty release heavy, with all of the following games on the way:
- Let's Build a Zoo
- Not Tonight 2
- Heist Simulator
- Fashion Police Squad
- TombStar
- Several others we haven't announced yet 👀
I wish that popular video game websites, with active comments sections, would spend more time educating their gamer audience, and jumping in when they inevitably spout stupid opinions
I know we should be "ignoring the comments", but the problem is we just let this stuff fester
"Ignoring the comments" is exactly why so many gamers now have such ill informed opinions about games, and how games are made.
They know very little, but they continuously spout garbage, and teach other, younger gamers tons of bad "facts". And no-one does anything about it
I know challenging your (anonymous) audience can feel like wading into thick treacle that is also on fire
but the thing is, if you show your audience that they can't just spout garbage in the chat without backing it up, they'll eventually learn not to do it so much!
Over the last 9 months, we've put multiple games out on the Nintendo eShop. I'd heard beforehand that the eShop can be tricky, so I was excited to see what worked, and what didn't.
Here's what I found. LOOONG THREAD TIME:
First off, before I really get into it:
1. I won't be giving any specific sales figures, as I don't want to upset anyone, but I'll try to be as useful as possible
2. This isn't really going to be a "eShop is good/bad" thread. You can make your own mind up from my findings
The main reason I wanna do this thread is because quite frankly, I don't think there's enough information out there about the eShop, and how you should be looking to make your game sell
So hopefully this thread can help some devs who are looking to put their games on there soon!
Wake up this morning to find a man in my garden, cutting one of our trees down without consent, and then letting the heavy branches fall down and wreck our fence and property
On hold with @gmpolice for nearly an *hour* but they finally tell us they aren’t going to help
Amazing
The guy has come and knocked on our door the day before asking for consent to do it, and I’d say well, come to me with a plan first
So he just took it upon himself to let himself onto our property and do it while we slept
And the police will do *nothing about it*
Not only that, but the tree is a protected tree (oak) so he’s not even allowed to have cut it down in the first place
And I’m just powerless. There’s nothing I can do about it, and Manchester Police won’t do anything. Now there’s just a tree cut down in my garden