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17 Aug, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Happy Tuesday! I am here to remind you that married!wangxian absolutely, positively roleplay "RAVISHED by the Yiling Laozu" bodice-ripper romance novels on a regular basis.
By the time they've been married for a year, they've come up with at least seventeen separate premises.

Hanguang-Jun is bathing in a stream, but...gasp! YLLZ is spying on him from the bushes! Then he rushes over to steal HGJ's purity! 😳
HGJ meets a handsome traveler in an inn and succumbs to temptation...little does he know that he's given himself to the notorious YLLZ! 😳

War prize AUs. Captive-spouse AUs. They've done it all. LWJ has "lost his virginity" to the YLLZ in a million different ways.
In conclusion: LWJ has a massive YLLZ kink.

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT. 😤

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27 Aug
I'M YELLING. THIS IS PERFECT.

Listen. LWJ is so smart 99% of the time! Let him be a little bit dumb sometimes, as a treat!! Let him be the one who doesn't realize they're dating! This concept just fulfills me on a deep spiritual level!
I need approximately one million fics where WWX makes an offhand mention of "the guy I'm crazy about."

And LWJ is like, "Omg. Must discover the identity of my rival!!🕵️🔍"

Meanwhile, all their friends and family are like, "...Does this dumb bitch not know it's HIM, or...?"
LWJ tells his brother that he's trying hard to figure out who this mystery person is. But since WWX spends almost all his free time with LWJ, it's a real puzzle! 🤔

Then he goes home and stalks WWX's social media. He scrolls past twenty pictures of himself and WWX at the beach.
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25 Aug
Okay! So, I've been meaning to make a list of Pregji fics I have read and enjoyed. And several people asked for Pregji recs over the last few days, so...no time like the present!

Note: this list only includes fics where LWJ is actually pregnant.
Omega!LWJ fics where he's capable of pregnancy (but not actually pregnant) won't be included.

I love those fics very much! But I wanted to create a list of fics where he's actually knocked up for the people who are craving Pregji!
he knows that i love him, got him fucking me raw by ariskamalt
archiveofourown.org/works/32305939

love like a hand at your throat by ariskamalt
archiveofourown.org/works/33127942

our love bore the wildest seas by ariskamalt
archiveofourown.org/works/29443488
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19 Aug
Thinking about Pregji reaching the point where he can't tie his own shoes anymore, or pick up the pen he just dropped.
He just stands there for about ten minutes, staring at the pen like >:(!!!

He's hoping that maybe he'll develop telekinesis, and the pen will float up to him.

...It does not.
I feel like he'd be SO stubborn during the first and second trimester about asking for help. He just does NOT want to admit he can't do certain things anymore. Not even with Wei Ying!

But by the time he's in the last six weeks of his pregnancy, he's all out of fucks to give.
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18 Aug
I am very fond of the whole "Juniors OT4" concept because:

1) I feel like they are a set! Do not separate!!
2) It amuses me to think of LSZ explaining to his wangxian (World's Greatest Monogamists for 20+ years running!) that he has three boyfriends.
Wangxian are supportive, of course! But they're also like
"You...you didn't fall in love at fiften with a boy you met at summer school, and then devote yourself solely to him for the rest of eternity? ...Oh. Well, that's...an option for young people nowadays, I suppose. These are such strange, modern times! 🤔"
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12 Aug
cw: mpreg

Look, my personal CQL headcanon is that LWJ resigns as Chief Cultivator within a year. He waits for WWX to finish his little eat-pray-love journey, they get married, and LWJ quits politics forever.

But I find the idea of Pregji as Chief Cultivator extremely hilarious.
LWJ is already the type of person who will get up and walk out of the room if he finds you boring and tedious. It doesn't even matter if he's in the middle of an important political discussion: IF IT SUCKS, HIT DA BRICKS.
This trait would be dialed up to 11 during his pregnancy. I just know it.

Like, he probably tried to tough it out during his first few months in charge of the cultivation world.

But during pregnancy? If he gets tired/bored/lonely for Wei Ying during a meeting, he just leaves.
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26 Jul
I know we never see all the sexy butch ladies of the Nie sect, BUT I believe with all my heart that they exist.

In fact, I believe that the Nie sect has more female disciples than any other!
They're there! They're standing right off screen!

We just don't see them because we're seeing the world through WWX's POV, and he wouldn't notice a pink elephant strolling through Qinghe. He's too busy staring at LWJ!
Anyway, I really do think that NMJ couldn't care less about his disciples' gender. He just wants to know that they're good at fighting and devoted to the sect.

And unlike SOME SECT LEADERS, he would rather chop off his own arm than sexually harass a woman.
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