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26 Jul, 5 tweets, 1 min read
I know we never see all the sexy butch ladies of the Nie sect, BUT I believe with all my heart that they exist.

In fact, I believe that the Nie sect has more female disciples than any other!
They're there! They're standing right off screen!

We just don't see them because we're seeing the world through WWX's POV, and he wouldn't notice a pink elephant strolling through Qinghe. He's too busy staring at LWJ!
Anyway, I really do think that NMJ couldn't care less about his disciples' gender. He just wants to know that they're good at fighting and devoted to the sect.

And unlike SOME SECT LEADERS, he would rather chop off his own arm than sexually harass a woman.
I just like to think of a bunch of hot ladies flocking to the Nie sect, all because NMJ is like, "I would never treat you as a sexual object...both because that's immoral and because I think vaginas are icky. 🤢"

Hot Nie ladies, all banging each other in a feminist paradise.
That's my headcanon, and I'm clinging to it with all my might.

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19 Jul
...I kinda have some weird random LWJ egg-preg thoughts that I want to ramble about, but I also have a ton of work to get through today, so I can't do that.

This feels very cicerphobic. Cockblocked by capitalism! >:(
Okay! I'm back!!

CW for mpreg and eggpreg. Also, this is not really a cohesive threadfic or anything, just a bunch of scrambled (no pun intended!) thoughts.

But! I have been thinking about Dragonji. I have been Thinking About Him.
There's been lots of Dragonji on my tl lately, so I have been Thinking about how the Lan clan might make babies. And I made the mistake of googling around about reptile reproduction.

(Please don't judge my life choices and how I choose to spend my dwindling time on this planet.)
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21 Apr
Sidenote relating to the Background Nielan that I sprinkle in all my modern AUs:

I so enjoy thinking of modern!NMJ as an uncle.

I think he would just ADORE LWJ's babies, and aggressively campaign for the right to take them camping, have them spend the night, etc.
He WANTS to change diapers and give bottles! He WANTS to come to the kids' school plays! He is at the soccer field EVERY weekend, loudly cheering as the kids awkwardly try to maneuver the ball!
He cries when he finds out LWJ is expecting. He cries when he sees the first ultrasound photo. He cries the first time he holds the baby. And the tenth. And probably the twentieth.

Sometimes, he just tears up because the babies EXIST, and NMJ loves babies so mu-huh-huch. 😭
Read 4 tweets
20 Apr
Okay, I have ANOTHER modern!wangxian a/b/o brainworm I must yell about!

I really want! An a/b/o AU! Where LWJ just decides to get artificially inseminated!
He knows he wants a baby, but he doesn't think a relationship is in the cards for him.

And, like. Maybe his parents were an A/O pair. And their relationship was super dysfunctional and unhealthy. So LWJ looks at marriage like...

Hm. I think Not. 😑
So he just buys some sperm, like a Strong Independent Omega Who Don't Need No Alpha. And he gets himself knocked up.

(Sidenote: I am sure LQR FREAKS when he hears about this plan, and objects VERY strenuously!)
Read 39 tweets
20 Apr
So, modern a/b/o with O!LWJ and A!WWX.

I feel like WWX would be...how do I put this delicately...the WORST?
He's one of Those Alphas who is very loud-and-proud about how he is an ALLY, he RESPECTS OMEGAS, etc.

He unironically has a water bottle labeled "respect omega juice".

And he has lots of omega friends, and he gets VERY HUFFY if anyone implies something untoward is going on.
Like, HELLO. Obviously alphas and omegas can be friends! Why are you ASSUMING they're sleeping together?! Are you a SEXIST?! Do you see omegas as SEX OBJECTS?!

Come join us in the 21st century, JIANG CHENG. 🙄
Read 21 tweets
19 Apr
I know we're all very fond of WWX being a rascal and wildly clamoring for LWJ's attention.

But the concept of LWJ making quiet (yet very determined!) bids for WWX's attention is so underrated.
It's particularly cute if LWJ starts doing that once they're already in a romantic relationship.

Like, he has JUST enough dignity to refrain from climbing into WWX's lap and wailing "pay attention to meeeee!"

But. Sometimes it's a close thing!
I think LWJ probably gives WWX a lot of Meaningful Looks that basically say, "I would like one (1) attention. Please dispense it at your earliest possible convenience."
Read 14 tweets
18 Apr
Quarantine brain finally got me, I think. Everything has felt so vapid and purposeless for the last week.

No braincells. Can't focus on everything. Head completely empty.
I'm at the point where I'm like, "Haha, but what if...I moved across the country and started a farm and lived off the grid. What if I did that."

MA'AM?! You have never successfully grown edible plants in your life! You do not know how to milk goats and tend chickens! STOP THAT.
But I can't seem to focus on the actual reality that surrounds me, so I'm just...cottagecore pipe-dreaming.

I keep writing about wangxian having cute little cottagecore lives. That's the best I can do!

I'm struggling to write over the last few days though. Major brainfog. 😭
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