Thread by @cicerfics

cw: mpreg

Look, my personal CQL headcanon is that LWJ resigns as Chief Cultivator within a year. He waits for WWX to finish his little eat-pray-love journey, they get married, and LWJ quits politics forever.

But I find the idea of Pregji as Chief Cultivator extremely hilarious.

LWJ is already the type of person who will get up and walk out of the room if he finds you boring and tedious. It doesn't even matter if he's in the middle of an important political discussion: IF IT SUCKS, HIT DA BRICKS.

This trait would be dialed up to 11 during his pregnancy. I just know it.

Like, he probably tried to tough it out during his first few months in charge of the cultivation world.

But during pregnancy? If he gets tired/bored/lonely for Wei Ying during a meeting, he just leaves.

If someone asks him to stay, they will regret it.

Catch LWJ telling some random sect leader all about his achy ankles, his terrible gas, and the fact that the baby is standing on his bladder so he needs to go pee RIGHT NOW.

Oh? You didn't want to hear all the gory details of his pregnancy? Then you shouldn't have tried to stop him when he demanded a break. You brought this upon yourself. 💅

I have decided that by the third trimester, WWX attends all the meetings so he can sit on the floor and rub his husband's feet.

All the while, LWJ hand-feeds him snacks as a thank-you.

...The various sect leaders decide that it would be best to solve their problems amongst themselves.

It would really be best to work remotely, don't you all agree??? We don't need in-person meetings anymore. We should all communicate exclusively by letter! Meeting's cancelled!