Look, my personal CQL headcanon is that LWJ resigns as Chief Cultivator within a year. He waits for WWX to finish his little eat-pray-love journey, they get married, and LWJ quits politics forever.
But I find the idea of Pregji as Chief Cultivator extremely hilarious.
LWJ is already the type of person who will get up and walk out of the room if he finds you boring and tedious. It doesn't even matter if he's in the middle of an important political discussion: IF IT SUCKS, HIT DA BRICKS.
This trait would be dialed up to 11 during his pregnancy. I just know it.
Like, he probably tried to tough it out during his first few months in charge of the cultivation world.
But during pregnancy? If he gets tired/bored/lonely for Wei Ying during a meeting, he just leaves.
If someone asks him to stay, they will regret it.
Catch LWJ telling some random sect leader all about his achy ankles, his terrible gas, and the fact that the baby is standing on his bladder so he needs to go pee RIGHT NOW.
Oh? You didn't want to hear all the gory details of his pregnancy? Then you shouldn't have tried to stop him when he demanded a break. You brought this upon yourself. 💅
I have decided that by the third trimester, WWX attends all the meetings so he can sit on the floor and rub his husband's feet.
All the while, LWJ hand-feeds him snacks as a thank-you.
...The various sect leaders decide that it would be best to solve their problems amongst themselves.
It would really be best to work remotely, don't you all agree??? We don't need in-person meetings anymore. We should all communicate exclusively by letter! Meeting's cancelled!
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I know we never see all the sexy butch ladies of the Nie sect, BUT I believe with all my heart that they exist.
In fact, I believe that the Nie sect has more female disciples than any other!
They're there! They're standing right off screen!
We just don't see them because we're seeing the world through WWX's POV, and he wouldn't notice a pink elephant strolling through Qinghe. He's too busy staring at LWJ!
Anyway, I really do think that NMJ couldn't care less about his disciples' gender. He just wants to know that they're good at fighting and devoted to the sect.
And unlike SOME SECT LEADERS, he would rather chop off his own arm than sexually harass a woman.
...I kinda have some weird random LWJ egg-preg thoughts that I want to ramble about, but I also have a ton of work to get through today, so I can't do that.
This feels very cicerphobic. Cockblocked by capitalism! >:(
Okay! I'm back!!
CW for mpreg and eggpreg. Also, this is not really a cohesive threadfic or anything, just a bunch of scrambled (no pun intended!) thoughts.
But! I have been thinking about Dragonji. I have been Thinking About Him.
There's been lots of Dragonji on my tl lately, so I have been Thinking about how the Lan clan might make babies. And I made the mistake of googling around about reptile reproduction.
(Please don't judge my life choices and how I choose to spend my dwindling time on this planet.)
He WANTS to change diapers and give bottles! He WANTS to come to the kids' school plays! He is at the soccer field EVERY weekend, loudly cheering as the kids awkwardly try to maneuver the ball!
He cries when he finds out LWJ is expecting. He cries when he sees the first ultrasound photo. He cries the first time he holds the baby. And the tenth. And probably the twentieth.
Sometimes, he just tears up because the babies EXIST, and NMJ loves babies so mu-huh-huch. 😭
I feel like WWX would be...how do I put this delicately...the WORST?
He's one of Those Alphas who is very loud-and-proud about how he is an ALLY, he RESPECTS OMEGAS, etc.
He unironically has a water bottle labeled "respect omega juice".
And he has lots of omega friends, and he gets VERY HUFFY if anyone implies something untoward is going on.
Like, HELLO. Obviously alphas and omegas can be friends! Why are you ASSUMING they're sleeping together?! Are you a SEXIST?! Do you see omegas as SEX OBJECTS?!