FIRST WITCH
when shall we three meet again
in thunder, lightning, or in rain

SECOND WITCH
how long will the meeting run
got this other Zoom at 1

THIRD WITCH
I can't do ere the set of sun

FIRST WITCH
... I'll set up a Doodle
impossible to give an eldritch reading of the word "doodle"
SECOND WITCH
does anybody have Macbeth's new work email
MACBETH
your virtual background is very confusing
I swear that it looks like the trees are all moving
(absolutely unsurprised to find Pratchett got there first and better...and clearly this means I need to finish the rest of the series sometime soon)

incidentally, the way you know when the hurlyburly's done is that if you pop a toothpick in the hurlyburly it comes out clean

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10 Sep
Feels like maybe some people have taken the (correct) premise that a disproportionately energized base on the unpopular side of an issue can shift the political calculus in their favor, and missed that the anti-vaccine faction doesn't actually seem to have intensity advantage.
e.g.
(The remaining question is whether politics is more likely to shift current views about the vaccine or whether the vaccine is more likely to shift current views about politics, and I suspect the answer to that is possibly "yes.")
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18 Jul
1) the children's cartoon "Arthur" includes two goldfish named Vladimir and Estragon, according to the "Arthur" wiki

2) there is an "Arthur" wiki

truly, the internet
there had better be a comic misunderstanding subplot where somebody is petsitting and panics because they think they've somehow lost a third fish named Godot
"shall we go?"

"yes, let's go"

"...go where?"

"what are you -- ooh, plastic castle"

(yes, I know the goldfish memory thing is apocryphal, work with me here)
Read 4 tweets
13 Jul
would read: a comparative study on the quantity and engagement levels of posts on different social media platforms whose main premise is that the social media platform in question is bad
like, do people love tiktoking(?) that tiktok is awful as much as they do tweeting that twitter is awful
tiktalking?
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11 Jul
editor: sometimes in fiction you just have to kill your darlings

jm barrie: well, that seems drastic
editor: well, I'm sure you'll find a way to make this pan out

barrie: but—
editor: you've just really got to have a good hook

barrie: i was envisioning more of a villain
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4 Jun
a story, as told by Google Trends

(usual caveats about extrapolating from search data apply; pizza is just a generally handy baseline)
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3 Jun
"They just showed up one day (Vol.)"
yes, the poll was conducted using CATI
was not intending this to serve as a callout for everybody's pet acquisition stories, but I can't say I'm mad about the outcome
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