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Aug 28, 2021 86 tweets 26 min read Read on X
starting the weekend thread to force my sober self to embrace the CLIT
WEEKEND thread on challenge mode
BIDEN screwed up so much this week that it brought Mister Metokur back from the dead Image
HURRICANE Image
"Taliban beating up ordinary Afghans on the streets of Kabul." -- via twitter.com/TarekFatah/
"Over 5,400 Americans have been evacuated from Afghanistan" Image
"Biden’s dog Major bit Secret Service members 8 days in row, emails show" nypost.com/2021/08/26/joe…
"New Yorkers with families trapped in Afghanistan feel desperate as deadline looms" nypost.com/2021/08/28/its…
"Taliban released ISIS-K prisoners, Pentagon says" archive.is/nYOF9
boom boom Image
;__;7 ImageImageImage
"Pentagon Spokesman John Kirby says the U.S. has begun withdrawing military troops from Kabul airport." Image
The pink hair is one thing

If it was just that, then I wouldn't be annoyed

But changing their named to X?

No. That's a tragedy. And I'm sorry the liberals destroyed this young girl. Image
At least 350 more Americans want to leave Image
"New Taliban head of security for Kabul is wanted by U.S. as terrorist" nbcnews.com/politics/natio…
Monitoring
"Our envoy to Afghanistan: Two powerful explosions were heard in the capital, Kabul - Urgent" Image
CHAOS in the final days of August at the Biden White House, re: Afghanistan Image
😔 Image
good news of some kind for a change Image
I don't even know this Marine who died

But seeing this post makes me sad Image
POLL: let me remind you that people clung onto airplanes in Kabul and fell out of the sky.

Before my reminder ^ had you forgotten that? (Because of the ISIS bombings etc.)
he's right you know Image
I keep checking the feeds for "Kabul" "Afghanistan" and "Taliban" as a reflex, at this point.
"Surprise, panic and fateful choices: The day America lost its longest war" archive.is/IpCld
"A Right-Wing Troll [which was an FBI plant] Appears To Have Tweeted About An FBI Investigation Into The Michigan Kidnapping Plot Before It Went Public" buzzfeednews.com/article/kenben…
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨******************AYYYY "Due to a specific, credible threat," US government says Americans should LEAVE THE AIRPORT AREA IMMEDIATELY af.usembassy.gov/security-alert… Image
SMH Image
Australia looks like it'll get fun soon Image
"It Shouldn’t Fall to Veterans to Clean Up Biden’s Mess" archive.is/6Guh8
That's... one hell of a Kabul/Afghanistan update Image
guess this part of the Kabul saga is nearly over Image
yeah i got no words left Image
😔 Image
"A heavily fortified C.I.A. base in Kabul is destroyed." nytimes.com/2021/08/28/us/…
DESPITE SPECULATION from last night that Biden would NOT do this, he is Image
😔 Image
"Shelter like you would for a tornado!"
Guess we’re a hurricane thread now
Extreme comparisons like the one made in this tweet are why society is crumbling. Don’t be like this checkmark. Image
"U.S. announces joint arrangement to continue evacuating Afghan allies past Aug. 31" axios.com/us-announces-j…
STAY SAFE HURRICANE PEOPLE Image
🚨🚨🚨"WE HAD TO CLEAN THE BASE FOR THE TALIBAN" ImageImageImageImage
🚨🚨UPDATED THIS THREAD. Now we sit at 70 examples of President Biden making a fool out of himself. twitter.com/i/events/13743…
Eye of Hurricane Ida (via twitter.com/BilancieriNews)
"Massive roof launched with wind gust and hit this power pole in front of Dominator Fore and I can’t even put into words how much worse tbis is going to get in Houma with inner eye wall of Hurricane Ida approaching rapidly" -- via twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu/
"BEFORE & AFTER: Hurricane Ida's Storm Surge Floods St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana Within 1 Hour" -- via twitter.com/Breaking911/
"#Hurricane #Ida making landfall right now in Houma, Louisiana. Eyewall imminent !!" -- via twitter.com/MikeTheiss/
(New Orleans) "1:45pm: Remarkable wind damage already taking place on Decatur Street in the French Quarter." -- via twitter.com/MarkieMartin
power outages Image
Biden maybe killed a family today but YA KNOW. the usual Image
"Large tree in Harvey uprooted Sunday by #HurricaneIda, falls onto neighbor's home (video courtesy of Jacob Lanassa)." -- via twitter.com/FOX8NOLA
"Picking up in NOLA. Jim Cantore having trouble standing" -- via twitter.com/ACinPhilly/ #HurricaneIda
"Large tree uprooted and topped onto home in Morgan City, LA. Woman was asleep when it hit her house. She is fine." -- via twitter.com/CharlesPeekWX/
🚨🚨🚨
"LAFOURCE PARISH: Part of the roof of Lady of the Sea General Hospital, in Galliano, blew off." -- via twitter.com/CWatkinsWDSU/
"More damage occurring continually in Houma, LA from #HurricaneIda" -- via twitter.com/BrandonCopicWx/
"Mississippi River Is Flowing in Reverse as Ida Pushes Inland" bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
I don't speak WEATHER

But that's at least somewhat more optimistic kinda Image
The amount of shit the Biden administration will have to atone for is very long
"Hurricane Ida devastating Delacroix." -- via twitter.com/FOX8NOLA/
oh no Image
"Still in Golden Meadow, LA Ida is not letting up. People ahead of this take it very seriously." -- via twitter.com/WX_ManMike/
"Canal street right now. #NewOrleans #HurricaneIda" -- via twitter.com/jaygraymatters/
BIDEN administration seems to have really killed a random Afghan family

WHAT THE FUCK Image
WHY TALK ABOUT RAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCE

just hope everyone makes it out alive
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🔥😱🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Image
I really want to see some kind of trial for all this now Image
“We know of no civilian casualties”

“But later we found out about a bunch of them. Whoopsie!” Image
UNLIKE JOE BIDEN, I KILLED NO CIVILIANS OVER THE WEEKEND

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