Quick thread about writing your "ethnic story" as if you are "the mainstream." Today, @mcsweeneys is publishing my play The Domestic Crusaders with a new edition, new intro by Hasan Minhaj, new convo b/w me and Ishmael Reed, and new cover. I started writing it 20 years ago...
I was a 20-year-old undeclared student in Ishmael Reed's class. The towers had just fallen. He said Muslims would get hazed for 10 years. Black people have kept fighting back through writing & art. I should write an "American play" with a Muslim Pakistani family at the center 2/
Wrote 20 pages of a play, submitted it, passed the class, & finished the play at age 23 in 2003 as a present to myself. We did a staged reading, did it ourselves, grassroots, at our local Pakistani restaurant. People in my community laughed & said "do something useful." 3/
The play was very well received but many Muslim uncles and aunties worried, "what will the PEOPLE think?" People = "white people." We censor our art, police our own emotions and narratives to cater to the white gaze, always. Also, 2004 was wild. America turned on Dixie Chicks. 4/
I was rejected by all the mainstream institutions & gatekeepers who said America won't dig an "ethnic" play. They told me to remove the Urdu & Arabic and add more torture porn - stories about terrorism and violence. We refused. So we kept on doing it ourselves. Forward to 2009 5/
We premiered the play at the Nuyorican in NYC on 9-11-2009. We broke their box office records. Got great reviews, international press, made a profit. Still, I was told America won't care for "an ethnic" play. I was told to cast Ted Danson...as the Pakistani father 6/
.@mcsweeneys decided to publish the play in early 2011. The play was produced in NYC, Bay Area, Canada, DC and London. It's being taught in schools, it's got people jobs, it helped folks get their PhD's. Toni Morrisson even gave it love. Still, gatekeepers said "too ethnic" 7/
20 years after I started writing it, the play is being republished by @mcsweeneys (they approached me) today, because they said it's topical, and still speaks to our times. Most of those other "mainstream" plays from that era with "the people?" Forgotten. 8/
Sometimes, you have to do it yourself, bum rush the show, ignore the noise about "the people," avoid/evade the gatekeepers, & hope you are lucky to live long enough to get the last laugh & the last word. Hopefully, it will be easier for the next generation of "ethnic" writers. 9/
And, ladies and gents, here is the 10th anniversary of The Domestic Crusaders published today. Thanks for reading my thread. I hope the play is entertaining and useful, or at the very least, a nice, mild distraction.
Mohammad Hamdani was a first responder who died on 9-11, a Pakistani Muslim American, NYPD cadet & emergency medical technician who rushed in to help. As his family was still hoping he'd be found alive, he was investigated as a terror suspect due to his religion & ethnicity 1/
New York Post published a story about him entitled, "Missing or Hiding? — Mystery of NYPD Cadet from Pakistan" and the right-wing ran with the smear. Eventually, he was recognized as a hero. His name is not included with the first responders at the memorial.
Hamdani is included with other non-first responders but his mother Talat Hamdani to this day is still lobbying for him to be recognized as a first responder. I hope this is corrected one day.
One story that explains the "both sides" mindset of our media landscape & how it's failing democracy & the people at a moment where the GOP is actively moving towards fascism & minority rule. I was invited to a party for media folk a day before the WH Correspondents Dinner 1/
This was 2 years ago. Anchors, journalists, agents, producers, hundreds of media folks at this event. Guess who was also there having the best time? Sean Spicer. The same man who lied to these very same people as Trump's first WH press secretary. He was having a ball! 2/
Imagine wining and dining and partying with the same folks who went out of their way to lie to you, spread disinformation and incite violence and threats against you by calling you the "enemy of the people?" Also some reporters did a farewell party for Sarah Huckabee Sanders 3/
How would (some) DC journalists rehabilitate the following people?
- Hannibal Lecter
- Darth Vader
- HAL (from 2001)
- Thanos
- Nurse Ratched
Answers below please. Winners get to write a puff piece in a major newspaper or magazine. Editors, please take note.
Hannibal Lecter: A traumatized orphan, a refugee, a brilliant doctor, a misunderstood genius, or a homicidal cannibal that wears people's faces? Lecter doesn't care what you call him. He just wants you to know there's more than just labels and he's here for his second chance.
Darth Vader knows he messed up by engaging in a genocidal rampage across the universe on behalf of an authoritarian despot. But he was radicalized and misled by the Dark Side of the Force. The Jedi didn't reach out to him and understand his economic anxiety. He's a victim.
This is happening today, people. Wish me well. I already feel like a winner because I just learned how to cook last year and I'm already competing with two hardcore aunties who bleed ghee, Punjabi @rabiasquared and Hydro Saba Ghori. I shall try my best or daal trying.
Graphic courtesy of @shahed who might be one of the "impartial" judges.
Happy 5th birthday to Nusayba, our beloved warrior princess, a Stage 4 Cancer survivor & liver transplant recipient. 2 years ago we didn't know if she'd live, but here she is w her LOL Surprise birthday theme she requested. Thanks to @ShawnZed & hundreds who rallied to save her.
Please consider being a liver donor. @ShawnZed's selfless kindness saved this girl's life, & the liver grows back! If you have the means, please support initiatives & organizations that help children & their families enduring cancer. We are very grateful. Each day is a blessing.
Finally, continued love and prayers for @KFILE's family and their efforts to raise awareness, @SarahAWildman's brave daughter Orli and her recovery, @Bakari_Sellers' daughter, @KatecBowler's continued health and good humor, and all those affected by this awful disease.
Have a big piece tomorrow in the @thedailybeast on how Republicans have weaponized Critical Race Theory using the same playbook they used to make Sharia into a mythical threat. Don't ignore how it will mobilize hate and votes. Hope it's helpful.
Piece is out tomorrow, Sunday! How Republicans have used the exact same anti-Sharia playbook to manufacture critical race theory into a threat and what we can do to stop it this time.