I asked a class of Year 2's "What do you think teachers do all summer?"
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD
Alice - 'Do lots of exercise'
For me, the terms "Share bag" and "Family size" really are loose terms. I somehow feel Alice knows I'm fatter and is bringing this up to show dominance in the class. Well it's worked. I'm insecure and squidgy. I should probably go for a jog soon-ish
For me, the terms "Share bag" and "Family size" really are loose terms. I somehow feel Alice knows I'm fatter and is bringing this up to show dominance in the class. Well it's worked. I'm insecure and squidgy. I should probably go for a jog soon-ish
Katie - 'Buy some houses'
Thank god someone said it. What a summer I've had. London, Paris, LA. I've got houses everywhere now. I don't even have a bed. I just sleep on piles of money...lol, jokes on her because I'm in crippling debt and can't afford a house. Bloody millennials
Thank god someone said it. What a summer I've had. London, Paris, LA. I've got houses everywhere now. I don't even have a bed. I just sleep on piles of money...lol, jokes on her because I'm in crippling debt and can't afford a house. Bloody millennials
Jack - 'Find other teachers to play with'
When you read the subtext, this is pretty much true. All teachers need another teacher friend to play with. But they don't throw pencils at cars like Jack does. They mostly drink gin and talk about the state of the education system.
When you read the subtext, this is pretty much true. All teachers need another teacher friend to play with. But they don't throw pencils at cars like Jack does. They mostly drink gin and talk about the state of the education system.
Toby - 'Tidy up the classroom'
Remember seeing your teacher outside of school and it was the weirdest thing EVER! Yeah that's never happend to Toby. He's convinced we live at school and sleep upstairs in bunk-beds. Suppose the commute would be easy. Couldn't pull a sicky though
Remember seeing your teacher outside of school and it was the weirdest thing EVER! Yeah that's never happend to Toby. He's convinced we live at school and sleep upstairs in bunk-beds. Suppose the commute would be easy. Couldn't pull a sicky though
Emma - 'Get jobs done they can't do during school time'
Well... technically she's right. Teachers do SAY they're going to do loads of jobs over the summer. Paint the bedroom, Cut the grass but instead end up watching daytime TV and day drinking. Unless you have kids, I hope...
Well... technically she's right. Teachers do SAY they're going to do loads of jobs over the summer. Paint the bedroom, Cut the grass but instead end up watching daytime TV and day drinking. Unless you have kids, I hope...
Mikey - 'My Dad's got a new car'
He basically refused to answer the question. So I suppose we'll take a quick breather and find out about Mikey's Dad's new car...It's blue, it's massive and the windows go down by themselves, apparently. You're an enigma Mikey, never change.
He basically refused to answer the question. So I suppose we'll take a quick breather and find out about Mikey's Dad's new car...It's blue, it's massive and the windows go down by themselves, apparently. You're an enigma Mikey, never change.
Ravi - 'Go on a big trip'
After conversations with Ravi, you'll understand he's VERY switched on. He recommended taking some time away, for yourself. Taking those 6 weeks off. Crossing some things off the bucket list. Follow the Ravi mantra: Life is for the moments worth living
After conversations with Ravi, you'll understand he's VERY switched on. He recommended taking some time away, for yourself. Taking those 6 weeks off. Crossing some things off the bucket list. Follow the Ravi mantra: Life is for the moments worth living
Rosie - 'Splash-park'
She said it with impish glee, as if she knew something I didn't. So I investigated...turns out SHE went to a splash-park and couldn't get enough of it. She recommended it to everyone, saying "Nobody tells you off for doing flips". Some of the kids clapped.
She said it with impish glee, as if she knew something I didn't. So I investigated...turns out SHE went to a splash-park and couldn't get enough of it. She recommended it to everyone, saying "Nobody tells you off for doing flips". Some of the kids clapped.
Wendy - 'Deliver letters to people'
By day, they're teachers but by, even earlier in the day, they're POST OFFICERS. I found out that she saw another teacher posting a letter. That's her whole reputation now. We call her Postman Pat around school. Turns out bullying is fun.
By day, they're teachers but by, even earlier in the day, they're POST OFFICERS. I found out that she saw another teacher posting a letter. That's her whole reputation now. We call her Postman Pat around school. Turns out bullying is fun.
Ben - 'Wait untill it's over'
Kids really don't think teachers have lives outside of school, do they? The concept of us being actual humans is ironically, alien to them. I once told them my name was George and they looked at me, stunned, like I had just defecated in a math book
Kids really don't think teachers have lives outside of school, do they? The concept of us being actual humans is ironically, alien to them. I once told them my name was George and they looked at me, stunned, like I had just defecated in a math book
Susanna - 'Stay up really late and eat McDonald's'
The McDonald's down the road from me is 24 hours. So, I felt a bit seen. Although I asked Susanna what she orders and she said, without hesitation, "The Toy meal". So I don't think really cares about the food. Which is positive
The McDonald's down the road from me is 24 hours. So, I felt a bit seen. Although I asked Susanna what she orders and she said, without hesitation, "The Toy meal". So I don't think really cares about the food. Which is positive
End of thread.
Quote of the week - Harrison aged 4
"If you build your Lego high enough, you'll never see the top"
Quote of the week - Harrison aged 4
"If you build your Lego high enough, you'll never see the top"
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