"Authorities: Nearly 70 students freed in northern Nigeria" apnews.com/article/africa…
it was finnnne
FORECAST: Be prepared to see a bunch of this all week
"House Democrats eye 26.5 percent corporate tax rate" thehill.com/policy/finance…
"Barrett concerned about public perception of Supreme Court" abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireS…
weird walmart Litecoin fake news?
Secretary of state is testifying Monday before the House, and Tuesday before the Senate foxnews.com/politics/blink…
RULES FOR THEE
BUT NOT FOR ME

-- Facebook policy archive.is/Y3A3Z
attempting to "cook" a new twitter thread
> Israel preparing for shot number FOUR

"Israel preparing for potential second round of coronavirus booster shots" axios.com/israel-potenti…
Partisan politics, and even specific examples aside for a moment....

America becomes swiss cheese the more individual states do their own regulations like this.
^^ That's technically all it takes to break up the country.

No "movie style" climax moment.

Just a bunch of cold bureaucracy.
And why should it be an ugly bloody national divorce? Nobody likes violence, after all.
But let's say there was a civil war and the map divide looked like this.

Middle America has the upper-hand, easily.

Take Colorado and New Mexico first. Then go from West to East when it comes to capturing coasts/the Great Lakes territory.
"Crazy" folks are oftentimes the only people closer to a sense of "Free" compared to the rest of us twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021…
to anyone playing "war games" in their head
PAY YOUR RESPECTS
> died 25 years ago
> AT AGE 25

Need I say more?
"The F.E.C. dismisses claims that Twitter illegally blocked a Hunter Biden article." nytimes.com/2021/09/13/us/…
> "unsubstantiated"
"Homeland Security chief of staff abruptly resigns" politico.com/news/2021/09/1…
SOON
here we go
"IM GONNA STAY UNTIL EVERY MEMBER CAN ASK A QUESTION YES" -- blinken
????
"EXCLUSIVE: State Department Silent For A Week As Congressional Office Asked For Help Evacuating Americans From Afghanistan, Emails Show" dailycaller.com/2021/09/13/exc…
I had too many mountain dews today
JESUS WHY
ALL I WANNA DO IS DATE A SANDWICH GIRL
NEWS

a bunch of political buuuuuuullllllllllllllllllshit
NEWS: prostitution is still the world's oldest profession

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JUST SMACKING MOSQUITOS ON MY BODY

WATCHING THEIR COLLECTED BLOOD SPLATTER ON ME

AND ALL THE MEANWHILE I WONDER IF IT WAS MY BLOOD OR SOMEONE ELSE'S
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STOP

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