Kid just told her science teacher their common ancestor was a single-celled organism.
New folks, she’s in cyber school and the mic was off.

Apparently she had also never heard the term “primordial soup”, because she’s repeating it in different voices and laughing. “Primordial SOOOP!”
“You’re going to try and stump a Pokémon player with taxonomy? You poor bastard.”
“It’s like he’s randomly speaking words in another language.” And it isn’t Latin.

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16 Sep
Epik now using prayer against #Anonymous. They'll enjoy that. Image
“You are in our prayers today. We are grateful for your support and prayer. When situations arise where individuals might not have honorable intentions, I pray for them,” Monster added. “I believe that what the enemy intends for evil, God invariably transforms into good.”
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16 Sep
Another #DeepDive on the Epik hack because I'm curious as to what exactly's going on. The people I know who know about this stuff are too busy screaming. "The 180 gigabyte trove of data could shine light on some of the internet’s most odious corners."

motherjones.com/politics/2021/…
"...“a decade’s worth of data from the company” has been obtained, including all domain purchases, domain transfers, and unredacted website registration data that could shed light on individuals and groups behind extremist or hate sites."
That alone is huge because - I'm sure you'd guess if you don't know - a lot of the really nasty, hateful, icky sites don't reveal who runs them. Dark web shit.

And now here it all is, open to the public.
Read 8 tweets
16 Sep
Right y'all, a quickie #DeepDive on this registrar hack. dailydot.com/debug/anonymou…
This isn't just A website, it's the person who registers and hosts websites for a large number of right wing nutjobs on the 'net.
"Epik, the web host and domain registrar for a variety of right-wing sites. Epik’s client list has reportedly ranged from more mainstream conservative groups like the Texas Republican Party to Gab and other far-right sites"
Read 11 tweets
14 Sep
#FashonWatch This year's Met Gala was "THE AMERICAN LEXICON". (I'd thought it was Glamour, my bad.) Okay, so hold that in your head as we slog through ten million photos. A M E R I C A N. I would guess American influences in fashion.

So we start with Rihanna in Balmain. France.
Honestly, A$AP Rocky with her in the quilt/afghan is more American in terms of fashion. How often will I say THAT. Image
Kiki Layne and Ashton Sanders, no word on designers. Interesting pose, I feel like we're seeing a scene, and I'll give him a few points for not wearing black. Otherwise that's a pretty run of the mill dress. Image
Read 192 tweets
29 Aug
Okay y'all, gather up some snacks, get a drink (new folks, we do a silly drinking game, I usually have tea, it's all in fun and no booze required, I don't drink myself), buckle up, because I found us a doozy.

-clears throat-
Moschino RTW fall/winter '20/'21. #FashionWatch

I know I usually avoid ready-to-wear but this is high end RTW like you get at Nordstrom, not fast fashion from H&M.

FURTHERMORE, BEHOLD!
ROBE A LA FRANCAISE MINI SKIRT!

**IN DENIM!**

Hold on to your butts.
The whole collection is insane. Moschino is known for this stuff, but this collection? -chef's kiss- Batshit. In the best way.

Belle, from Beauty in the Beast, if she was a bounty hunter instead of a nerd.

I'd kick a supreme court justice for that jacket.

Bow! Drink!
Read 84 tweets
26 Aug
Okay. Remember last night I said I’d send photos when I got home? This is the cover of “McQueen: Savage Beauty”, one of three museum catalogs I own. (Other two are Guo Pei and JAR.)
One of his collections was a lot of McQueen tartan. ImageImage
This is completely a relevant to the topic, but absorb the beauty and realize this is why I’m a snob. Image
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