I'm honestly shocked how Puff tried to son Jermaine last night...
Like
Mariah
Usher
Bow Wow
JE
Xscape
Kriss Kross
Da Brat
Dem Franchize Boys

Like, Puff was out of pocket based on My Way, Confessions, and Emancipation of Mimi alone especially because... THE HITMEN.
JD has gotten on my nerves in multiple ways over the years but we NOT gonna act like this nigga wasn't the Atlanta counterpart to Puff. We're just not. They're direct peers, both wonderkinds with an eye and ear for talent and creating a full lifestyle & culture.
.... and only one of them is in the songwriter's hall of fame, and it ain't Puff.
Before we even had an inkling of a looming shut down Jermaine and Lil Jon did a kind of #Verzuz-style set at Essence. They each brought out the acts for their hottest productions. It was PHENOMENAL. JD ain't no hoe at this.
I think he also knows Dre ain't gonna do it. Somebody said if anything it would be better to bring Premo back for Dre and I agree.
The thing about Jermaine is that he's the one other cat that can match Puff with the ENERGY. Party hits, got it. R&B hits, got it. Remixes, got it. AD LIBS, got it. All in the video-ness, GOT IT.
And Jermaine can put most of his work down and say he's PRIMARY, if not SOLE producer. Puff can't say the same, and that's no shots because any Hit Man will tell you Puff deserves every EP credit he has.
Jermaine fck around and bring Jay out for Money Ain't a Thing, do whole mini sets with Mimi and Ush, return the Special Delivery remix with the Oh I Think They Like Me remix, answer any Puff and Mase duos with him and Brat... have everybody at home singing "Word up, hey..."
Puff was bugging
We can slander on so 👏🏾 many 👏🏾 things 👏🏾 but 👏🏾 not 👏🏾 hits.

And not INFLUENCE either.

There is NOT a billboard when I'm driving in from LaGuardia with a Bad Boy logo on it, but guess what I see EVERY TIME I GO TO ATLANTA.
So you just gonna act as though Swizz ain't just have a hit off that same beat.
As though everybody wasn't Harlem shaking like their was some kind of seizure outbreak.
Like it's not also on the list of all time best Bad Boy videos.
Y'all's memories are painfully short.
Think SONG possibilities, not acts.

Like I would put I'm Gonna Give it 2 Ya remix against Big Poppa, and Sleeping in my bed remix against One More Chance remix. I'm pulling out Never Scared for something hard. It's best of 20, you just gotta stack it right
And Puff can't take production credit for Janelle like that but he's def not putting her up in a battle
But Jermaine also got Nelly, UGK and Too Short & 8 Ball in his pocket. Shit he has Mase and Kim on a joint, Nas on a joint, DMX and the Mad Rapper on a joint (I really suggest pulling Life in 1472 back out if you haven't rocked it in a minute)
People trying me about Bad Boy is hilarious like the very first thing on my resume ain't Ba... nvmd
Yeah his Xscape suggestion was off off, but also is this an Al B Sure and Devante Verzuz? Cause that's the only way anything but the Come and Talk to Me remix goes on the board.
Actually, can we put a pin in Al B Sure for Verzuz discussion and make sure to come back to that? His songs as an artist still go and he needs more light for his production.

Low key it maybe should have been Keith and Al.
Cousin Kyle will be represented in spirit and help Al put the edits together, like Face did with LA lol.
A couple have people have asked what Jermaine would put up against the Lox like Jermaine doesn't have a hard ass joint with The Lox... and that's how I know y'all need to revisit JD's ENTIRE catalog
They would actually more likely to show up for Hate in Your Blood than their bad boy stuff... frankly
That also reminds me of last night when somebody asked me what Dre would put up against Mary and I said... Mary.
That it's still about curating the 20. People keep saying "well Puff has Big" but he ain't gonna play but so many Biggie songs. And I think ppl have really underestimating the cultural impact of some of these SoSo Def joints. NONE of JD's acts DIDN'T have cross over. NONE.
The timeline lost their minds at the idea of Bow and Soulja and Xscape and SWV but suddenly like "Well I don't know...."

And Jermaine got fire on his own as an artist AND a featured artist. That keeps some of his outside remixes in play (Like Sleeping in My Bed)
We've already seen that round for round, especially when ppl wanna just celebrate and big each other up, the songs don't have to match up EXACTLY. It's about the feeling. So JD not having a "Who Shot Ya" is not a deciding factor. AND JD got stories about how he wrote his shit.
These convos are entertaining and fun to hypothesize but also exhausting because people act like we ain't all been watching Verzuz matches for the last year and a half to see how they play out and why, and still get stuck on the same things that are NOT deciding factors.
Ultimately, my whole point is that Puff and JD are WELL MATCHED. They would be a hell of an event, and Puff was experiencing selective amnesia to say otherwise. How many rounds each person would actually take don't matter - JD can give him a run.
His flow is 100% better than Puff's. I said what I said

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